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Clifford Gillmore
06-27-2007, 11:39 PM
No ****. My mother was dropping some off to my brother, and used a pair of my shoes to mask the smell.


Things that are ****ed up with this picture;

a) My mother delivering dope.
b) My brother getting her to be the delivery driver.
c) My mother not minding doing this.
d) My shoes smell so bad that it can mask the smell of hydroponically grown weed.



Good day to you all.

phreak
06-28-2007, 02:26 AM
A day in the life at the trailer park.

sCaRz*Of*PaiN
06-28-2007, 02:44 AM
Indeed.

Clifford Gillmore
06-28-2007, 04:09 AM
Still gots all my teeth, you upper middle class socialites you.

Nik00117
06-28-2007, 05:04 AM
So your mom used your car to deliever dope and she didn't even give you a % of profit?

Clifford Gillmore
06-28-2007, 05:17 AM
Just used my shoes...

I wouldn't be crude enough to ask my mother either.

Sensei
06-28-2007, 05:53 AM
Just used my shoes...

I wouldn't be crude enough to ask my mother either.
I wouldn't have a problem if:

a) She was delivering dope.
b) She was the delivery driver.
c) She didn't mind doing this.
d) She used your shoes to mask the smell of hydroponically grown weed.
e) It's your mom.

WillKuenzel
06-28-2007, 06:18 AM
LOL, wow. Just wow. That is all.

Lones Green
06-28-2007, 06:57 AM
man that is out of control. i know what you mean by the stench though, i have some all black slip ons i wear with no socks 99% of the time...im thinking about selling them to the state as lethal weapons.

Cirino83
06-28-2007, 07:49 AM
+1 for most ****ed up thread ever.

deeder
06-28-2007, 08:27 AM
I'm not quite sure what to say... Atleast she's not bringing him meth?

jAy_Dub
06-28-2007, 08:34 AM
LOL. How much weed are you talking?

Cirino83
06-28-2007, 08:37 AM
Is weed legal where you live?

Guido
06-28-2007, 08:45 AM
I'm just trying to figure out the real point of this thread. Is there one?

deeder
06-28-2007, 08:52 AM
I'm just trying to figure out the real point of this thread. Is there one?

I think he's bragging?

HahnB
06-28-2007, 08:59 AM
If she had brought him a case of beer nobody would think twice.

Stumprrp
06-28-2007, 09:11 AM
I laughed quite loud when i read that, good stuff!!

but phucked...

muscleup
06-28-2007, 09:56 AM
I'm just trying to figure out the real point of this thread. Is there one?

"Your Momma" Jokes?

"Your momma is so stupid, she delivers weed to your brother, and uses your stank ass shoes as the transportation device!"

markdk86
06-28-2007, 10:25 AM
That would be more along the lines of "your feet stank so bad!"

Sensei
06-28-2007, 02:37 PM
If she had brought him a case of beer nobody would think twice.Probably not, but then again, it would be legal...

BilltheButcher
06-28-2007, 02:40 PM
Your mom's a dope donkey.

Brawl
06-28-2007, 03:57 PM
No ****. My mother was dropping some off to my brother, and used a pair of my shoes to mask the smell.


Things that are ****ed up with this picture;

a) My mother delivering dope.
b) My brother getting her to be the delivery driver.
c) My mother not minding doing this.
d) My shoes smell so bad that it can mask the smell of hydroponically grown weed.



Good day to you all.

This post is great ...congrats bro .

VikingWarlord
06-28-2007, 04:24 PM
When I was in school, working third shift and living with my parents, I came home to find all the lights on and saw a half empty half gallon of tequila, the remnants of a bag of weed, and two porno movies on the coffee table in the family room. I just made a sandwich and went to bed.

Your family shouldn't surprise you.

jdeity
06-28-2007, 05:09 PM
d) My shoes smell so bad that it can mask the smell of hydroponically grown weed.
ROFL! Greatest smell ever, second only to the plant before it's even cut!


A day in the life at the trailer park.
Gotta say that trailer park weed tends to be gross, 'schwag', bricked mexican weed, and not high quality hydro


+1 for most ****ed up thread ever.
Yeah, but if his mom simply came home with a handle of jack daniel's nobody would bat an eye. Why is this any more fuct up than that?

McVein
06-28-2007, 05:17 PM
When I was in school, working third shift and living with my parents, I came home to find all the lights on and saw a half empty half gallon of tequila, the remnants of a bag of weed, and two porno movies on the coffee table in the family room. I just made a sandwich and went to bed.

Your family shouldn't surprise you.

viking, this will sound sarcastic but its honestly not

you are 100% without a doubt the coolest person ive never met.

VikingWarlord
06-28-2007, 05:21 PM
viking, this will sound sarcastic but its honestly not

you are 100% without a doubt the coolest person ive never met.

You don't even know until you've partied with my family. **** gets crazy

McVein
06-28-2007, 05:26 PM
You don't even know until you've partied with my family. **** gets crazy

Not just that, you are my hero. This is going in the sig.

Chris Rodgers
06-28-2007, 05:33 PM
If she had brought him a case of beer nobody would think twice.

Sure I would. I'd think, how the hell did she fit a case of beer in his stank-ass shoes? :p

Indifference
06-28-2007, 06:36 PM
her phone # please?

jdeity
06-28-2007, 06:56 PM
lol you can't find good nugs? That's like the first time I've ever heard that situation! Damn, regional differences I guess. When I was in college in the northeast, you could get anything under a quarter pound, at competitive prices, in roughly an hour from call to delivery! Damn I miss some parts of uni!!

Clifford Gillmore
06-29-2007, 05:06 AM
I'm just trying to figure out the real point of this thread. Is there one?

It didn't belong in the fable 'Holiday journal'

:D

I just try to share my twisted perception from time to time :)

Titanium_Jim
06-29-2007, 09:59 AM
Is weed legal where you live?

If it was, would it need to have its smell masked by stank shoes?

jdeity
06-29-2007, 10:49 AM
rofl

Mik
06-29-2007, 11:51 AM
Sure I would. I'd think, how the hell did she fit a case of beer in his stank-ass shoes? :p

Mmmmmm stank ass shoe beer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf8b6SWn6iY

Guido
06-29-2007, 02:46 PM
It didn't belong in the fable 'Holiday journal'

:D

I just try to share my twisted perception from time to time :)http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a105/yuber777/image.gif

Guido
06-29-2007, 02:47 PM
Sorry, man. That was called for.

jdeity
06-29-2007, 03:49 PM
GODDAMNED OWLS!!! haha jk just tired of seeing those everywhere!

bodybuilderam
07-01-2007, 02:38 AM
Dude, I have a pair of shoes, and I took some weed out of town. I had it in my shoes. You couldn't smell it because they smell so bad.

biggimp
07-01-2007, 08:36 AM
please quit referring to weed as "dope." "dope" is heroin. thank you.

jdeity
07-01-2007, 08:50 AM
I think it's depending where you are, I thought some areas dope could be used... It's always meant heroin as far as I've heard tho

Gunshow
07-01-2007, 09:03 AM
dope is just a slang term for drugs, you can call weed dope, bud, chron, whatever you want...

GroundControl
07-01-2007, 11:22 AM
enjoy the smoke

GroundControl
07-01-2007, 11:23 AM
I think it's depending where you are, I thought some areas dope could be used... It's always meant heroin as far as I've heard tho

This is true for me as well, it seems like a lot of the older/hippier heads are always the ones calling weed " dope ", either them or the cops lol

bodybuilderam
07-01-2007, 02:38 PM
dope is just a slang term for drugs, you can call weed dope, bud, chron, whatever you want...

No, no it doesn't mean all drugs. You can call weed dope, but then you would be wrong. Dope, is heroin.

Talking_God
07-01-2007, 04:43 PM
Your mom's a dope donkey.

Between this and the owls..i spent about 3 minutes just giggling away at my computer.

Chris686
07-01-2007, 11:17 PM
No, no it doesn't mean all drugs. You can call weed dope, but then you would be wrong. Dope, is heroin.

Dope is a universal term used by the police. Even some older folks will still call weed dope. It's a perfectly legit term.

Haven't you ever watched Cops?

You're only 15, wouldn't expect you to know these terms too well.

Jinkies
07-02-2007, 01:34 PM
Every heard the term smoking dope?


Who the **** smokes heroin?.....

jdeity
07-02-2007, 03:19 PM
......... tons of people. Depending upon where you live, heroin is different. Someone plz correct if I'm wrong, cuz I may be mixing this up, but some areas have 'tar' sticky heroin, which you smoke, other areas have white or brown powders which you snort/shoot. I believe it's 'chasing the dragon' to smoke heroin tar.

Talking_God
07-02-2007, 03:21 PM
Every heard the term smoking dope?


Who the **** smokes heroin?.....



I agree w/ what you're saying, dope's just a general word for drugs these days...however I'm pretty sure heroin is basically opium, and opium is smoked, so i believe that heroin can be as well. Not positive, not even 60% sure...just trying to remember back to the days of health class when they told us drugs, including steroids :rolleyes:, will make us hobos begging for money on the side of the road.

Jinkies
07-02-2007, 03:32 PM
I agree w/ what you're saying, dope's just a general word for drugs these days...however I'm pretty sure heroin is basically opium, and opium is smoked, so i believe that heroin can be as well. Not positive, not even 60% sure...just trying to remember back to the days of health class when they told us drugs, including steroids :rolleyes:, will make us hobos begging for money on the side of the road.



I hate those muscle bound hobos lifting up my car shaking it for loose change

jdeity
07-02-2007, 03:35 PM
I agree w/ what you're saying, dope's just a general word for drugs these days...however I'm pretty sure heroin is basically opium, and opium is smoked, so i believe that heroin can be as well. Not positive, not even 60% sure...just trying to remember back to the days of health class when they told us drugs, including steroids :rolleyes:, will make us hobos begging for money on the side of the road.

because heroin is from opium, and opium is smoked, doesn't mean you can smoke heroin. Certain kinds can, and cannot, be smoked.
Heroin is similar to opium, but it's not basically opium.

Invain
07-02-2007, 05:05 PM
Dude, I have a pair of shoes, and I took some weed out of town. I had it in my shoes. You couldn't smell it because they smell so bad.

Dude I have a pair of shoes too. Actually I have like 4.

zen
07-02-2007, 06:14 PM
her phone # please?

LOL!!!!:idea:



BTW... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dope