Last year I was Lt. Dangle from Reno 911...
Halloween is awesome. So there's this girl I met back in August who I thought was really awesome. The first day I met her, I convinced her to dump her boyfriend. I ran into her last night and she was with that same ex, apparently he was her DD. She was really happy to see me. Apparently, happy enough to tell me she wasn't wearing underwear.
Whole night, she keeps getting incredibly flirty, putting her hands down my shirt and whatnot. End of the night, she's leaving so I pull her in and plant a good one on her. The ex takes a running start and pushes me, saying he's "sick of my ****". I have absolutely no idea what he meant, since she was the one making most of the moves up to that point. I just laughed. My friends pulled him back and told him to **** off.
Seems the ex wasn't really an ex. Oh well. Sometimes my life is hard but, every so often, it's worth it being me. BTW, this would be her. That's also another woman's lipstick on my face.
A couple of years ago I was the Ultimate Warrior and I went to a bar in New Jersey that has a big Halloween celebration. They have pretty strict security and so when I got to the door I asked the bouncer if it would be alright to remove my shirt, he replied "Of course man, you're the Ultimate Warrior!".
I ran around all night shaking arm tassels and a bunch of guys wanted pictures with me; but I don't think that one woman there had any idea what my costume was other than a guy with face paint and a long blonde wig in a speedo.