My roomate is 2/2

[Bupp]

Since frosh week started my roomate has gone out to the bars twice.

Night 1: Roomate has drink poured on his head by a crazy chick
Night 2: Roomate is slapped 3 times by a crazy chick

I'm very excited to see what happens tonight.

[onecrazycowgirl]

LOL, that's awesome ...

[RedSpikeyThing]

wait 'til he ****s a crazy bitch....that'll be fun.

[BilltheButcher]

You have no need for birth control, you have your roommate. Good luck getting laid.

[VikingWarlord]

wait 'til he ****s a crazy bitch....that'll be fun.

You have no need for birth control, you have your roommate. Good luck getting laid.

Both gentlemen are correct.

[mikey4402]

at least they are crazy chicks. i get slapped by normal chicks

[d'Anconia]

Have I missed all the background info on your roommate?

From what it sounds like right now, I'd stop joking about it and start finding a way to distance yourself from him. It's all fun and jokes until you start becoming guilty by association.

[Organichu]

You have no need for birth control, you have your roommate. Good luck getting laid.

*points at Bill, thumps chest in agreement*



You do not want to be in his radius of association. I don't care how good looking and diffusing you can be: being close to 'that guy' will severely weaken your chances... or it will attract some girls.

But they, too, will be crazy.

[Bikkstah]

My old roommate used to constantly bag chicks with boyfriends, fiance's, husbands....

At least one night a week was spent trying to get some crazy guy to stop buzzing our door and go away because said roommate was too chicken **** to come down and face his punishment.

[Jordanbcool]

My roommate is driving me nuts. He blasts rap music and wakes up at 7 in the morning to BLOW HIS NOSE right next to my head. And he does is several times, it sounds like hes trying to sneeze out his brain.

I swear one morning I'm throwing a brick at him.

[Bikkstah]

I wake up way before 7

[RedSpikeyThing]

My roommate is driving me nuts. He blasts rap music and wakes up at 7 in the morning to BLOW HIS NOSE right next to my head. And he does is several times, it sounds like hes trying to sneeze out his brain.

I swear one morning I'm throwing a brick at him.

buy him a pair of headphones.

[daved931]

My old roommate used to constantly bag chicks with boyfriends, fiance's, husbands....

At least one night a week was spent trying to get some crazy guy to stop buzzing our door and go away because said roommate was too chicken **** to come down and face his punishment.

Isn't that really the chick's problem since she was ho-ing out?

[Genacide]

I have a friend like this. Sometimes I can't believe the things that come out of his mouth while talking to women.

[sharkall2003]

Isn't that really the chick's problem since she was ho-ing out?

This is a moral one you'll have to make. Is it good for a MAN to knowingly allow someone to cheat on another person? Would you appreciate it? I guess the "treat others as you wish to be treated" which is a pretty good philosophy doesn't really work.

[Jordanbcool]

I have a friend like this. Sometimes I can't believe the things that come out of his mouth while talking to women.

I'm that friend. I say some very inappropriate things when it comes to women.

Sometimes I can't believe some of the stuff I say.

[Bupp]

3:30PM and above roomate is still not back from last night. Should be in for a good story.

[Bikkstah]

Isn't that really the chick's problem since she was ho-ing out?

If you know a girl is married or otherwise invested and she still comes onto you, I personally would not get involved even if she does seem to want some bone.

[VikingWarlord]

This is a moral one you'll have to make. Is it good for a MAN to knowingly allow someone to cheat on another person? Would you appreciate it? I guess the "treat others as you wish to be treated" which is a pretty good philosophy doesn't really work.

If the boyfriend isn't taking care of business, she'll find someone that is. It's a judgement call. I'd never cheat, but I'd drop a broad for another one if it was a better deal.

[Bupp]

Last night another of my roomates had to go to the emerg. after taking a headbutt to the face at the bar.

[Detard]

Bahahhaha

[RedSpikeyThing]

Last night another of my roomates had to go to the emerg. after taking a headbutt to the face at the bar.

nice. Did your MIA roomate headbutt him?

[Bupp]

Last Night:

- Someone asks me to punch them in the head and I do
- I break up a fight between a guy covered in pasta sauce and a guy with his shirt ripped in half

[Invain]

Last Night:

- Someone asks me to punch them in the head and I do

I'm not sure what it is with drunk people wanting to get punched in the head, but I've see that happen on more than one occasion.

[Bikkstah]

There were some guys once at a party I had that were holding a "who can climb down the side of the apartment quicker" contest from my 6th floor patio.