"I would have had sex with a pornstar, slapped a bitch and stole someone's dog." - deeder
"Ever heard the term "screwing like rabbits? There's a reason it came about, and it has nothing to do with putting up drywall." - mrelwooddowd
"If you are looking for a workout that will make you sore, you need to reassess your priorities, and perhaps look for an S&M club in your area." - Paul Stagg
"I do encourage that people laugh at the fact I've put ass creme on my face." - Rock Steady
"I look like a condom full of walnuts." - Risk10k
"...the mothers would hang out of the window to get a piece of my little peanut ass and my bronzelike skin." - Rock
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