Hear this crazy ass story that I just had to tell to somebody. So I was at my friend's house and we were going to smoke some weed, I'm driving down the long, dark, black road he lives on and I was looking straight ahead, and the dude in the front seat was like DUDE LOOK! I was concentrated on the dark road that seemed endlessly relentless, but when he said that I Freaked OUT BAD. I looked to my right when this little stupid, ******ed infant kid prolly like 7 years old was on the ground doing ****ING PUSHUPS in the damned street! What kind of kid does pushups at 9 o clock at night in the darkest street in the USA? Someone help me fathom such an ignorantly, naively, ****ed up thing? If he wouldn't have said something, I may be in jail right now!! The weed isn't as good in prison haha! BUt I do gotta say I wasn't high when this happened.
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Take it as a message that the only reason you might of hit him was that you wanted to smoke weed, and should quit.
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You probably should have just hit him. Darwin FTW.
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I doubt you would have actually gotten time. Pretty hard to try somebody with vehicular man slaughter when the idiots doing push-ups at night on a dark street.
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7yo != infant. Ya'really.
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you guys are bad lol He's 7 y/o and probably didn't know better. Think about when you were that old and the stupid stuff you did.
The sad part is you did nothing wrong intently and would have still suffered consequences when really the parents should be put in jail for letting their 7 y/o roam the streets at night.
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Dude, I gotta call shenanigans on this story... a 7 year old was doing pushups? In the street at night? You SURE you weren't high?
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Yeah, what 7 year old can do push-ups? I couldn't do one until the 8th grade.
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I thought weed was for arabs.
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Does your car not have headlights?
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You got to have respect for the kid, at least he was doing pushups. Maybe he was running and doing pushups every quarter mile. Better than hitting some fat kid eating mcdonalds at night in the middle of the road right?
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I swear this dude was doing pushups in the middle of the road. I have headlights, but I still didn't see him. I was not high. There was a kid in the middle of the road performing pushups at 9:00 at night. His head was facing my car. I wish I had pics but this actually happened.
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You should have stopped and yelled at him.