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Canadian
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The Perfect Attitude For The Perfect Woman..
The Perfect Attitude For The Perfect Woman..
1. I'll swallow it all! I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored... Lets shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Can you do it again?
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Wouldn't you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
10. Lets subsribe to Hustler.
11. Lets go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be outside painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf every Sunday. How about Saturday too?
14. Honey... our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come quick!
15. Is it too tight for you back there? Please try again...
16. No, no. I'll take the car in for the oil change.
17. You mother is way better than mine!
18. Do me a favour and just forget that Valentine's thing... You need those new clubs!
19. I understand. Our anniversary comes every year. You go ahead and go hunting with boys. I know what a stress reliever it is...
20. Oh come on.. what do ou say we get a good porno movie, a box of beer and a few joints. I'll get my friend Tammy for a three-way.
21. Not the mall again! Let's go and see that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I'll make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and start working on getting that nagging handicp down to a 7 or 8...
23. God! I swear! If I don't blow you soon, I'm going to bust!!!
24. I signed up for yoga, just so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
25. No, no, no... You stay in bed! Whatever it is, I'll take care of it. You need your sleep!"Discipline is never an end itself, only a means to an end." - Robert Fripp
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ya....right
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Player Hater
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Damn skippy.
Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Budiak: That girl I maced
Budiak: macked
Budiak: heh maced
Budiak: I wish
ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago
Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties
galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
galileo: hate
assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock
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Thats the focking funnest thing I've read in a while. I'm going to e-mail it to my gf. maybe I can get her to do #20.
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MulletII - AKA Ninja Boner
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*sigh* We can all have dreams, right?
Founding Member and CEO of the FFFA
"All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...
"Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...
Pearls of Wisdom...
Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!
Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.
And no COLON jokes, bastards!
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Why are guys turned on by such obscene and ridiculous things?
I don't think I'll ever understand.
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Why would guys joke about wanting a girl who's always horny, loves to please her man, is supportive of his hobbies, will take care of him, etc. etc.? Gee, I dunno. Answering that might take some thought.
Chill, princess."Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
"Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
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*dreams* about obscene and ridiculous things
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Originally posted by Belial
Why would guys joke about wanting a girl who's always horny, loves to please her man, is supportive of his hobbies, will take care of him, etc. etc.? Gee, I dunno. Answering that might take some thought.
Chill, princess.
I was referring particularly to the 3 some... I think there are other kinkly things that can be done between two people other than that........... that's a little off the wall IMO.
Will take care of him so he can sit on his ass.... ok sorry..
I'm getting the picture now..
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WBBs motivational Speaker
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Princess I will not sit on my ass, I will be Rock the steam train!!! always going asloooooong as there be some steam.
A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.
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ya, that's what they alllllllllllllll say...
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i thought those were pretty funny
lol number 5 was greatOur Journal!
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Live fast, die young.
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I AM A PERVERT.
The old F40 is BACK, cocky grinning, smiling and happy.... at last! (with a few more lbs of muscle too!)
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Live fast, die young.
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damm was I thinking aloud (into my keyboard) ?
Ignore my last post - I love ladies for their minds - I really do..... No, really it's true......
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lol i think most people are perverts....but the ones that say the things outloud a lot are labeled as perverts
i dont think guys are perverts unless they do really mean dirty things
i dont know if that would be the perfect attitude for a 'perfect' woman though
she is a sex fiend or something if she is always like that
i dunno haha
most of those are funny thoughOur Journal!
R.I.P Devie
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Live fast, die young.
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My ideal girl would NOT have that attitude. I like 'girly' girls.
The old F40 is BACK, cocky grinning, smiling and happy.... at last! (with a few more lbs of muscle too!)
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lmao
wait, now we need a guy version"Then on leg day do squats, lunges, stiff legged deadlifts, fluffernutters, and calf raises."--Belial, training a newbie
PowermanDL on Russian culture: "Big furry hats come into play somewhere."
"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine
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The ideal "guy", according to most women's desires, would NOT be a guy.
lol."Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
"Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
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Current mile time: 4:23
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Century races: 3
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Senior Member
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well princess, if most women didnt think that the world revolved around them, we wouldnt be having top 25 lists about this stuff.
Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
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thats not true
i like guys for who they are
if they cant be immature sometimes.... then it sucks
i think the same for girls too
if they are too serious and cant have fun when it is needed then they are too wrapped up in something
oh and um 16. No, no. I'll take the car in for the oil change.
i will probably learn how to do that myself so i can just do it.. you wouldnt have to say "oh ill go do it!" thats pathetic haha
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R.I.P Devie
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beutiful.
...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
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*syntekz's girl*
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yea the ideal guy wouldn't want to go to the mall to stare at other girl's butts. he'd be happy with what he has and appreciate it!
i am kind of on the same level as princess... i am somewhat offended. i'm just a bit conservative i guess. *sigh*
but some of that was funny like the yoga thing. LOL.
"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you."
"Know thyself."
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Nah. If that was our ideal, we'd all be lesbians.Originally posted by Belial
The ideal "guy", according to most women's desires, would NOT be a guy.
lol.
Guys are cool precisely because they are who they are.Last edited by Jane; 04-19-2002 at 01:42 PM.
"Then on leg day do squats, lunges, stiff legged deadlifts, fluffernutters, and calf raises."--Belial, training a newbie
PowermanDL on Russian culture: "Big furry hats come into play somewhere."
"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine
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haha i agree Calvinator
rock on man....
i dont think those things are "obscene and ridiculous"
they are funny
and if you cant handle jokes sometimes well that sucks for you
and hey! i think women are trying to make the world revolve around them also
they try to do the same things as guys do.... but i DONT KNOW WHY!!!!!
they are always looking for more and more and more
why cant they just sit back and watch wrestling with two guy friends and get pissed when someone took off Kane's mask.. wait i do that already
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R.I.P Devie
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feminists need to just stfu.
...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
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