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Dissfest 2002
Just for something fun lets post some funny Yo mama jokes or other light harted insults that we used during our younger years. I'll start it off
1)Yo mama so fat when she has sex she gives directions
2)Yo mama been in more positions than a rubics cube
3)Man is reading a bodybuilding mag and a woman says
Woman:Yeah right,like you'll ever look like that
Man:You're just jealous
Woman:Of what?
Man:You just can't stand to see a man with a bigger chest than your.
So c'mon people post some of your favorite disses
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Meathead Philosopher
- Join Date
- Jan 2001
- Location
- Michigan
- Posts
- 6,793
you're such a p*ssy....you couldn't fight yo way outta a wet paper bag!
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
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Player Hater
- Join Date
- Feb 2001
- Location
- Ft. Lauderdale, FL
- Posts
- 7,850
Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping, the cord broke, and the bitch went straight to hell!
Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Budiak: That girl I maced
Budiak: macked
Budiak: heh maced
Budiak: I wish
ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago
Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties
galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
galileo: hate
assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock
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yo momma's so poor i saw her pulling a little red wagon with some bricks in it down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said...Movin'!
A little learning is a dangerous thing...
Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!
Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
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yo momma only has one ear so she needs to take her hat off to hear you talk!
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R.I.P Devie
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Originally posted by kimpy225
yo momma only has one ear so she needs to take her hat off to hear you talk!
...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
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what's the difference btwn yo momma and a 747?
Not everyonn gets off on a 747.A little learning is a dangerous thing...
Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!
Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
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I got it
Beachbody coaching lets you turn your hobby into a career - Beachbody
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What???? I can't hear you? what????
damn, yo mamma makes too much noise when she's giving head!Last edited by Dave_TV; 08-07-2002 at 09:24 PM.
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Equal Opportunity Offender
- Join Date
- Feb 2001
- Location
- The discard pile.
- Posts
- 0
Your momma's so fat, she wore a malcom X shirt and helicopters tried landing on the bitch!
Your momma's so fat, Northwest made her buy half a plane.
Your momma so black, at night she turns invisible.
Why were the gays the first ones out of San Francisco after the earthquake?
They already had their **** packed!
I've got more, but they are...what you bleeding hearts would call not PC?
ANd extremely funny. PM me for the funneh!
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Your momma's got a mouth in the back of her neck, and when she chews the bitch looks like this *insert Eddie Murphy bobbing his head back and forth*
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el imposible
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Location
- San Francisco
- Posts
- 4,422
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma's so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio.
Yo momma's so ugly when she jump into the shower the water jump out and say "I'll wait".
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WBBs motivational Speaker
- Join Date
- Apr 2001
- Location
- Between a girls ties!
- Posts
- 4,593
Your momma got shot when she was out walking in norway, they thought it was a polar bear!
A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.
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Trying to figure this out
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Philadelphia
- Posts
- 1,336
Yo momma's so fat, the back o her neck look like a pack o hot dawgs.
"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head!
-- ElPietro
"If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak
"I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL
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