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Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers,
and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious
when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the
market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting
men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available
almost anywhere.
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars
to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with
them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume
a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this
approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to
perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men
often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened
the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something
bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship".
Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after
"beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the
predatory women administering it, there are male support groups
with venues in every town where you can discuss the details
of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with
similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group
nearest you, just look up "golf courses" in the yellow pages
"The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."
"i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"
age: 19
height: 5'8'' (im lieing its probably 5'7'')
weight: 159-165 lbs (morning and day)
bodyfat: 8.6
bench:315
squat:405
Deadlift:500
goals for end of the year 405/500/600 at 170-175(with the 8pack)
other: dips 3 and a quarter plates for 4 reps
AHHH!
...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
exelent post man!
Dude..is this your justification for bangin' that trannie or somethin'?
"As far as drugs were concerned, all my bodybuilding heroes were on everything but roller skates."
In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.
I should have known about this 'Beer'
back in my dorm days.
Budiak, back in MY dorm days, you didn't NEED beer. We called it sport fu(king. That's why college was so great.
JC
"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
Had a good workout on my liver yesterday. Did a pretty high number of reps, but not to complete failure. Liver DOMS today is kinda bad...it has even reached my head!-- ElPietro
"If I ever found a chick who smelled like gun powder and spent cartridges, I'd run to a jewelry store, rob it, and propose to her with a sack of diamonds. " --Budiak
"I dance like a drunken white boy. I'm really screwed since I quit drinking." -- PowerManDL
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