size his privates up

**xdam** · 09-02-2002 05:22 AM

something for the woman, i guess the guys can have fun with this too, it asks for all your sizes (hand, feet, nose) then tell's you how big the mans privates are...

I got XXL 7.6" - 8.2" (no wonder im posting this

) (picture attached), have fun

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

**JohnCollins** · 09-02-2002 07:08 AM

Crikey Moses! What ignorant git would actually believe you could calculate the size of one's John Thomas from the size of their hooter?? This is obviously a load of codswallop!

And what ****** would advertise having an 8.6" willy on these boards? I'll tell you--a bloody woofter, that's who! If you're trolling for a bum chum, mate you're on the wrong board! Well, there is Rock, I guess, but for the most part there are no benders here, so troll elsewhere!

JUST KIDDING

Just trying my hand at taking the piss in a new language, that's all. How'd I do??

JC

Subsequent edit. Hmmmmmm. Evidently the asterisked term is a bit too strong for our british moderators. It was whiskey-alpha-november-kilo-echo-romeo, if you must know.

**gpdoyon** · 09-02-2002 07:12 AM

Originally posted by JohnCollins
JUST KIDDING Just trying my hand at taking the piss in a new language, that's all. How'd I do??
JC

LOL! Excellent John!!

**xdam** · 09-02-2002 07:44 AM

i only posted it for a laugh anyway

**Tryska** · 09-02-2002 07:52 AM

whiskey-alpha-november-kilo-echo-romeo

word.

**xdam** · 09-02-2002 07:56 AM

Originally posted by JohnCollins
And what ****** would advertise having an 8.6" willy on these boards? I'll tell you--a bloody woofter, that's who! If you're trolling for a bum chum, mate you're on the wrong board! Well, there is Rock, I guess, but for the most part there are no benders here, so troll elsewhere!

a cockney version of it would be

and what ship's anchor would advertise having an 8" three card trick on these boards? i'll tell you - a brighton pier, that's who! if you're trolling def and for a dumb chum, geezer you're on the Pete Tong board! Well there is Salford dock, I guess, but for the most part there are no leo fenders here, so look elsewhere!

**Tryska** · 09-02-2002 08:09 AM

wow...understanding cockney takes a lot of mental translation skills, as well as knowing cultural references.

have a feeling my eyes would just glaze over, and i'd be like..."ok, thanks bye!"

**JohnCollins** · 09-02-2002 08:16 AM

xdam,

Good grief! None of that is on the site I found. Just how many "languages" do they speak in Britain, anyway?? Do you study these different "languages" in school so you can continue to communicate as you travel around the country?

Seriously, I was at a British airbase once when I was with NATO AWACS and a Dutch buddy and I were sightseeing one day. On the way out of the base I went to the guard at the gate for directions. He went on for a couple of minutes, at least. When I got back to my Dutch buddy I said, "We're on our own, mate. I didn't get ONE word of that and was too embarrassed to have him repeat it."

JC

**xdam** · 09-02-2002 08:28 AM

we have an american guy over at the moment, when i talk i usually have to say it again, but differently. geordie talk is probably the weirdest, for example.

english:
i am going down the pub, then a club for a few drinks and a dance tonight

geordie:
ahm gannin doon the boozah , then a club fre a few drinks an a dance the neet

http://www.geordie.org.uk/
http://lordoftheleazes.8k.com/GEORDIE.htm

don't worry everyone knows how to talk proper english, well geordies stuggle with it.

**Tryska** · 09-02-2002 08:29 AM

hee hee...geordies speak english backwards.

**Rock** · 09-02-2002 08:46 AM

hey now Eric is gay! not me, hehe.

**zwarrior99** · 09-02-2002 09:10 AM

**Accipiter** · 09-02-2002 10:21 AM

4"?

maybe after swimming in the ocean..

**Delphi** · 09-02-2002 10:29 AM

Originally posted by JohnCollins
******

Nope- can't say W.A.N.K.E.R.

W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.
W.A.N.K.E.R.

**Black_Curtain** · 09-02-2002 10:36 AM

:? 4.5"-5.1"?
yeah right

**Alex.V** · 09-02-2002 11:04 AM

bahahahahahaha.

The truth comes out, accipiter and black curtain.

**zwarrior99** · 09-02-2002 11:48 AM

here is a site for all you small people here

**Black_Curtain** · 09-02-2002 11:56 AM

*buys some pills*
not that I will be needing em anytime soon :\

**Orange357** · 09-02-2002 12:10 PM

LOL

**Relentless** · 09-02-2002 12:22 PM

This is almost as stupid as those Cosmo articles describing "50 ways to make him moan"

Like the joke goes, a woman only has to do two things to get me interested/excited.

1) Show up naked.
2) Bring beer.

'Nuff said.

**Accipiter** · 09-02-2002 01:15 PM

that test...it only gave 'half' the story.......

**Bam Bam** · 09-02-2002 01:20 PM

7.9 to 8.2 its a little off but ohwell (med nose xl hands xxl feet)

**Gyno Rhino** · 09-02-2002 03:28 PM

It's all about the hands. I couldn't decide if my hands would be the second from left or third from left. So I did both. And I got about 5" on one, about 7" on the other. How lame.

**Allen** · 09-02-2002 03:49 PM

start excercising your tongue accipiter.

**BennettBoy** · 09-02-2002 03:55 PM

LOL....this is crazy.

Thread: size his privates up

Thread Tools

Display

size his privates up

Using my new-found brit slang skills. . .

Support Wannabebig and use AtLarge Nutrition Supplements!

Re: Using my new-found brit slang skills. . .

Re: Using my new-found brit slang skills. . .

Re: Using my new-found brit slang skills. . .

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions