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This is a true story I read today in the newpaper (Yediot Achronot - "Last news"): I have translated it myself (from Hebrew), so there might be mistakes here and there.
"I stole because I need 8 full meals a day"
"I stole because I need to fund 8 full meals a day, which I have to eat for Mr. Universe competition" - in this confession amazed a 19 years old muscleman the Ashdodian (*from the city of Ashdod) cops who arrested him as a suspect in many rubbery cases.
The young man is noticed by his huge size. "This guy is truely a fridge, we didn't know how to put him into the patrol car", said one of the officers.
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It turns out he is a bodybuilder who works out in one of the city's gyms. "I train for Mr. Universe competition and as part of my training I need to eat 8 full meals a day, supplements and a whole plate of eggs which I can not afford".
tuttut tuttut tuttut
Stats
5'10,185-190lbs, 12-16%bf
lol, i might have to resort to that once my student loan runs out, or maybe i'll do the unthinkable and get a job.
The only limits are the one's you place on yourself...
That sucks...what, is he in jail now?
Most prolly he'd have to do some community serivce if he has no criminal record.
Stats
5'10,185-190lbs, 12-16%bf
I don't know whether to laugh or laugh even harder.
Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Budiak: That girl I maced
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galileo: hate
assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock
talk about being dedicated.....
i guess
I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape
Fighting isn't fun... It's just fun to watch
"The hardest part is getting started" -me
:withstupi
i think
"Don't take life too serious, you'll never get out alive."-Van Wilder
well at least hes not sueing like the fat kids in the mccdonalds thread.
my exprience - joined gym 10 years ago, 6 1/2 years hard weight training exprience.
I really can't believe that was the reason he gave for stealing. The **** some people do. *rolls eyes and chuckles in pure disbelief*
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In jail he ain't gonna have his weekly Sust injections.. I guess he'll have to settle for hot beef injections instead.
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...watch me reap of what I sow....
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lolOriginally posted by Gyno Rhino
In jail he ain't gonna have his weekly Sust injections.. I guess he'll have to settle for hot beef injections instead.
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"The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."
"i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"
age: 19
height: 5'8'' (im lieing its probably 5'7'')
weight: 159-165 lbs (morning and day)
bodyfat: 8.6
bench:315
squat:405
Deadlift:500
goals for end of the year 405/500/600 at 170-175(with the 8pack)
other: dips 3 and a quarter plates for 4 reps
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Yea, this was cool.
lol oh dear
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Um.Originally posted by Gyno Rhino
In jail he ain't gonna have his weekly Sust injections.. I guess he'll have to settle for hot beef injections instead.
Eww.
he makes everyone on this board look soft.
thats a hardcore bodybuilder.
hes a fridge, i think hes the one thats gonna be giving out the injections
lol
I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape
Fighting isn't fun... It's just fun to watch
"The hardest part is getting started" -me
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