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I'm sh!tfaced
Just thought I'd tooss in my own drunken thread. I'm legal in this country, but not in yours I think. I donyt even know what i've had to drink, I think i've had like 5 beers, plus 2 shots of whisey, plus abotut 6+ shots of rum. I'm not a heavy drinker eithre. This should make me feel pretty bad tomotrrow morninr. I just felt lik posting right now though cause I'm hungry too. Damn Vido screwed me. Dammit. I was gonna score and then he went and sat in some bozo's car, and on some assclown's mororcycle. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. i hope he bartfs all over himself.
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And we're all smarter for hearing it.
Man, I could go for a nice whiskey right now.
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Re: I'm sh!tfaced
Originally posted by Clark
. I was gonna score and then he went and sat in some bozo's car, and on some assclown's mororcycle. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. i hope he bartfs all over himself.
LOL....am I the only one that noticed this said he instead of she....the truth does come out in times of inebriation....
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that is funny ****, i didnt even know what he was talking about but thanks for the observation.
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ROFL!
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Rather the opposite, reallyDamn Vido screwed me
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lol!
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haha, a quality drunken post
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I'm listening to Nazareth right now.Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Budiak: That girl I maced
Budiak: macked
Budiak: heh maced
Budiak: I wish
ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago
Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties
galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
galileo: hate
assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock
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Nazareth is very ace...good choice matt
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Indeed it is DL. It's quite appropriate at the current time.Originally posted by PowerManDL
Jane's location is a Kansas song."Then on leg day do squats, lunges, stiff legged deadlifts, fluffernutters, and calf raises."--Belial, training a newbie
PowermanDL on Russian culture: "Big furry hats come into play somewhere."
"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine
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Long story short Vido was the one sitting on the motorcycle and the car, not the broad.
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Could it be a town that begins with a "C" in a north central state?Originally posted by Jane
Indeed it is DL. It's quite appropriate at the current time.If you're going down.....go down swinging.~ me
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It could!
But it's not.
"Then on leg day do squats, lunges, stiff legged deadlifts, fluffernutters, and calf raises."--Belial, training a newbie
PowermanDL on Russian culture: "Big furry hats come into play somewhere."
"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." --Thomas Paine
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