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    100 mph divorce

    A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

    The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

    He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

    Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

    "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck.

    Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

    He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

    By now she's up to ninety mph.

    "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

    The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

    The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

    "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

    Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

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    A. F.
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    lol.

    ass.

    but to point out at 100mph no airbag will save you.

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    lol
    good one man
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    hehehe
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    Good one. Although I dont think the airbag would do much for her at 100 mph. When you crash at that speed the engine usually ends up in the back seat.

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    i thought it was funny delphi
    'you cant avoid confrontation in life. it just makes things more trouble down the road. sometimes you have to look at the bull and say "f--k you bull" and grab that bull by the horns'

    -Shane

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