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Push powerlifting
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Pranks
Anyone got any good pranks within the dorms? I gotta get my friend good, real good....
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Call your local recruiter for all the branches of the military, requesting info (pamphlets, etc.), then give them you're friends mailing address. Your friend will receive INSANE amounts of info from the army, navy, marines, air force. . . etc etc etc. . . It will never stop.
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Player Hater
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When he's in the shower, get a shotgun and blow him to hell.
Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Budiak: That girl I maced
Budiak: macked
Budiak: heh maced
Budiak: I wish
ShmrckPmp5: a good thing people can't fire guns through the computer...your ass would have been shot years ago
Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
Y2A 47: thats why you get outta tickets, and into panties
galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
galileo: hate
assgrabbers are never subtile, they will grabb ass whereever they go,public or not, I know the type, because I am one. - Rock
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Originally posted by PowerManDL
When he's in the shower, get a shotgun and blow him to hell.
tuttut
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Rockin' the midlife crisis
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Go to a bookstore magazine rack, grab a subscription card out of a gay mag and subscribe him.
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." -Lily Tomlin
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Try to get some HIV infected fresh blood in a syringe and then inject him while he is sleeping..
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LOL@Powerman and BigMofo
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Totally, dude!
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Take a huge dump on his pillow.
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Senior of Kinesiology
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Find a really feminine sexy drag queen and have 'her' seduce him!
Meet PR: 290lb bench press, 505lb dead lift @ 190lbs
Current Training: Yoga and Weightlifting
5'11'', Male, 175lbs, age 22
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LMAO!Originally posted by PowerManDL
When he's in the shower, get a shotgun and blow him to hell.
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The mailing list sounds pretty good. I wanna here some more, lol.
"It is often said, mainly by the "no-contests", that although there is no positive evidence for the existence of God, nor is there evidence against his existence. So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak sense of Pascal's wager. But on second thought it seems a cop-out, because the same could be said of Father Christmas and tooth fairies. There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?"
Richard Dawkins
"Out of all of the sects in the world, we notice an uncanny coincidence: the overwhelming majority just happen to choose the one that their parents belong to. Not the sect that has the best evidence in its favour, the best miracles, the best moral code, the best cathedral, the best stained glass, the best music: when it comes to choosing from the smorgasbord of available religions, their potential virtues seem to count for nothing, compared to the matter of heredity. This is an unmistakable fact; nobody could seriously deny it. Yet people with full knowledge of the arbitrary nature of this heredity, somehow manage to go on believing in their religion, often with such fanaticism that they are prepared to murder people who follow a different one."
Richard Dawkins
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Paul Stagg
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put some stinky lotion in his socks. tell him you jizzed in em after he puts em on. or just jizz in em.
we did to my old roommate (with lotion). he was so pissed, he threw away is own sock. it was just lotion...
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Spartan Warrior
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You could put a thin layer of seran wrap over the toilet bowl, under the seat. When he goes to take a ****, it will hit the seran wrap and squish up all over his ass. We did this to a friend, I have never seen a man so angry in my entire life. This is not as effective if he is taking a piss, because there is a higher risk of him seeing the plastic layer.
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LOL!, do this one Heath.You could put a thin layer of seran wrap over the toilet bowl, under the seat. When he goes to take a ****, it will hit the seran wrap and squish up all over his ass. We did this to a friend, I have never seen a man so angry in my entire life. This is not as effective if he is taking a piss, because there is a higher risk of him seeing the plastic layer.
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Rockin' the midlife crisis
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I was going to suggest that one, but I figured that y'all knew about that one already...
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." -Lily Tomlin
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OK Take a condom and a large bath towel. I will let youknow that this is tricky, fill it with water (I mean A LOT of water) hence why the towel to hold and carry it. Once the condom is full tie it off, use the towel to carry it to his bed and GENTLY roll it off. Now your friend will have a bed, with a very large condom full of water on it. There is one way and only one way to remove this. If he goes to pick it up, it should break. and so the result he has to break it and soak his matress in water
You can thank my dad for this prank nd teaching it to me
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Porn Star
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Steal his car keys ... move the car around the corner (so he can't see it) and return his keys.
He'll phone the cops and report his car stolen and will look rather silly when it's found around the corner. Perfecto.* * * * * * * * *
Yates
hard core n. 1 irreducible nucleus. 2 colloq. a the most committed members of a society
'Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind'
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Banned
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pranks are teh lame
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tuttutOriginally posted by PowerManDL
When he's in the shower blow him to hell.Last edited by Centaurion; 01-15-2003 at 07:32 AM.
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take a dump in the water reservoir of the toilet and every time they flush its **** water
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One of the guys on my floor was too lazy to go to the bathroom so he pissed in an empty mountain dew can..
set it on his roommates desk.... and let it be.
When his roommate got back from class, he saw the can, took a swig, and found out the hard way.
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WBBs motivational Speaker
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go on the net, find a picture of a nekkid man, print out the nekkid man pic and put it in his Wallet.
A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.
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Porn Star
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lol
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Yates
hard core n. 1 irreducible nucleus. 2 colloq. a the most committed members of a society
'Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind'
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Porn Star
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but what if there's already a picture there ? and it happens to be a picture of you. Could back fire !!
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Yates
hard core n. 1 irreducible nucleus. 2 colloq. a the most committed members of a society
'Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind'
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WBBs motivational Speaker
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it could...
then just go get the artellieri , ****city.com or somethingA big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.
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