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Thread: A Canadian joke, eh?!
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A Canadian joke, eh?!
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of
$50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.""The only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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lol, thats not bad.
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IBjewsgetinsultedbythis.
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Originally posted by Belial
"The only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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hehe
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"Except Belial. He knows everything. This isn't a sarcastic attack, either. He really knows everything." -----Organichu
"Alex is all knowing and perfect"-----Jane (loosely paraphrased)
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Sheesh, get a sense of humor.
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"The only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion."
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and now for the joke?
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