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Deep Thoughts
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.
Feel better?
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Oh brother, I thought this was going to be some Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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Yeah, that would suck.
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If you both only have one ass then you are attached not only by the shoulder.
Oh, and yes, that would suck, lolEdgar V.
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You have no idea how much i laughed at this.
And my dad also."Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]
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Why don't they just go to Mephisto on South Park, and get 4 asses?
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That's a classic!!
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LOL!!! The miracles of cloning
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Oh, ...yeah.. I misread the title I thought it read "Deep Throat", Boy was I way off.
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