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Just got this in my email. Pretty funny stuff.
> The following were actually taken from recent classified ads in
> newspapers:
>
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
> -----------------------------------------
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
> -----------------------------------------
> 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
> -----------------------------------------
> AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
> -----------------------------------------
> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
> -----------------------------------------
> FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG
> -----------------------------------------
> 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: One 5-finger, One 3-finger, PAIR: $15
> -----------------------------------------
> TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
> EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
> -----------------------------------------
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
> -----------------------------------------
> 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
> -----------------------------------------
> STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
> -----------------------------------------
> SOFT and GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
> -----------------------------------------
> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
> -----------------------------------------
> FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
> -----------------------------------------
> FREE 1 CAN OF PORK and BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
> -----------------------------------------
> FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
> -----------------------------------------
> NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED *************** CALL CHUBBIE
> ***************
> -----------------------------------------
> BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
> -----------------------------------------
> SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
> -----------------------------------------
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT A WHILE.. BETTER
> BE REWARD.
> -----------------------------------------
> HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
> -----------------------------------------
> GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
> -----------------------------------------
> HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
> -----------------------------------------
> GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
> -----------------------------------------
> NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED
> -----------------------------------------
> FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
> -----------------------------------------
> AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
> -----------------------------------------
> TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
> FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
> -----------------------------------------
> EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS and BOX SPRINGS -$175.
> -----------------------------------------
> OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
> -----------------------------------------
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER and DRYER $300.
> -----------------------------------------
> LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
> -----------------------------------------
> ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
> -----------------------------------------
> GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
> -----------------------------------------
> GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
> -----------------------------------------
> OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE and DONUTS
> -----------------------------------------
> KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
> -----------------------------------------
> FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
> -----------------------------------------
> FOR SALE BY OWNER
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
> married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
good stuff
LESS IS MORE
lmao!
Best Meet Lifts(Raw):
@165- 430(w/wraps) SQ 260 BE 560 DL.....1250 total
@181- 470(w/wraps) SQ 285 BE 565 DL.....1320 total
Best Meet Lifts(Multi-ply):
@148- 575 SQ 315 BE 515 DL.....1400 total
@165- 680 SQ 380 BE 540 DL.....1555 total
@181- 700 SQ 375 BE 535 DL.....1605 total
Best Gym Lifts(Raw)
455(w/wraps) SQ 275 BE 545 DL
HA HA Love that one..Originally posted by Avatar
> FOR SALE BY OWNER
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
> married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Got to tell the family about thisOriginally posted by Avatar
> OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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Einstein
I've always gone to the gym with the conviction that I'll be the hardest working mother****er in the joint. Make that your credo, and hope we don't lift at the same place.
-- Adam Fahy
"Fran is a double-hard bastard"- Clint Brewer 31/12/02
LMFAO
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
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*lmao*
good one.
I like the farm cats -ready to eat one, best
A little learning is a dangerous thing...
Live Dangerously! Learn a Little!
Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
lol....mmmm kittys....
...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
ouch
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