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Poor ninjas
even grandma is kicking there arses in McDonalds commercials
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Totally, dude!
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Get that commercial away from me!!!!!!
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yea but they also have carlton in the commercial. That shows how realistic it is. hahaha
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were they assasins from ninja burger?
was the grandma herself a ninja?"Don't take life too serious, you'll never get out alive."-Van Wilder
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Word on the streets is that the grandma was spotted prior to shooting the commercial stepping off a pirate ship where she was dancing with voltron.
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Ninja, please! It's obvious the "grandma" was obviously a highly trained grand master ninja disguised as an old woman. They just happened to film him training ninjas-in-training the art of flipping out and digitally edited it into a lame Mcdonalds commerical. Of course the film crew was promptly killed.
Btw, Carlton has gotten really FAT. Too many Big Macs. He should start a diet consisting of lean and tasty patties from Ninja Burger. Where the food is killed and cooked by real ninjas!
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face it ninjas swallow i am glad me and tina are mercs
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ahem.. the grandma ninja was clearly me..
DUH
the ninja wasnt good enough and was a traitor and i was clearing things up with him. he stepped off the pirate ship too.. he felt all cool cause he gave away some ninja secrets.. but he should have known better!
good thinking voodazz!
"Word on the streets is that the grandma was spotted prior to shooting the commercial stepping off a pirate ship"
thats right- i just got finished cleaning up a mission- 50 more smelly pirates have been destroyed! that dumb ninja in training spilled some secrets and the pirates had to be destroyed
mcdonalds have nothing else to do but lie..
but they will do what they have to do just like we have to do what is necessary. even if they portray us as bad.
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Originally posted by Bam Bam
face it ninjas swallow i am glad me and tina are mercs
it's all about kicking ass for the highest bidder really.A little learning is a dangerous thing...
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lmaoOriginally posted by Saturday Fever
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You forgot already? I'm in on that merc sh!t too... there's 3 of us...Originally posted by Tryska
it's all about kicking ass for the highest bidder really.
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i dont remember you stating clearly you wanted to kill for cash ok decapitate a ninja and your in ill give you a dollar
hell granny killed 8 and she has one prosthetic legBlocka Blocka
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*decapitates ninja with sword stollen from said ninja*
*puts hand out and waits for dollar*
*makes mental note to increase fee*Last edited by Workhorse; 07-02-2003 at 01:25 PM.
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you my brother are one with the mercenaries
now the pirates are smart and have lots of cash so just wait for one of them to make a good offerBlocka Blocka
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Sweet.
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*will give 5bucks to the one who kills a ninja*
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ace. he killed a ninja for a dollar!
he's got the heart of a mercenary....A little learning is a dangerous thing...
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Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
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mercenary/warrior...
I'd do it just for the fun of it... but only if money wasn't important... lolCheck out my Training Journal HERE
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You morons those ninjas were obviosuly fake as stated here:
"In that commercial, the wife asks the husband if he ever saw anything more BIZARRE than some frigg'n low grade meat put between two soggy ass looking pancakes. This is all while he is watching the old lady beating up the "ninjas". He answers no. So the whole point of the commercial was to present a bizarre situation and I think that an old lady beating up 4 ninjas is definitely a farfetched scenario. In reality, ninjas are so hardcore that they blow up whole retirement homes with shockwaves from their boners. "
Now this was totally sweet I want to kick my mom in the face!!...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
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hands cent 6 ninja heads and takes trysak and workhorse to golden corral with the cash
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w00+! buffet time!
A little learning is a dangerous thing...
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Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
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...watch me reap of what I sow....
and BOOM goes the dynomite!
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Tina if you come to toronto we can have a ninja/pirate showdown. But I am guessing you are a cowardly pirate and won't show...
When I'm done with you, I'll let you make me a sandwich.
Last edited by ElPietro; 07-03-2003 at 09:22 AM.
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