Why am I so tired?

[kuba]

>WHY I AM SO TIRED...
>For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
>sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor
>blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the
>real reason:
>
>I'm tired because I'm overworked! Here's why:
>* The population of this country is 30 million.
>* 11 million are retired. That leaves 19 million to do the work.
>* There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do
>the work.
>* Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government,
>leaving 10.5 million to do the work!
>* 1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the
>Taliban. Which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.
>* Take from the total the 7 million people who work for Provincial
>and city governments. And that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.
>* At any given time there are 476,000 people in hospitals, Leaving
>2,024,000 to do the work.
>* Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on
>Employment Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do
>the work.
>You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer,
>reading jokes.
>
>Nice, real nice...

[Gyno Rhino]

What country are you from?

[reloaded]

LOL

[Stephen Riddington]

Apparently a country filled with igloos.






(Not Canada mind you)

[-TIM-]

Igloos. So it's either up north or in some tiny ass zoo in Nebraska with the penguins.

Oh I loved those Bud Light commercials that always ended in, "Drink Bud Light, but beware of the penguins."

I need another beer.