Anyone into Strip joints?

[chrisconnell85]

I just turned 19 two weeks ago and have been to the strip joint four times. I have spent about 150 bucks their (total) and I'm loving it.
Anyone into going to strip joints or have any strip joint stories to tell? I know I have some tips to going to a strip joint.

1. Buy one drink and make it last- at 7 bucks a pop you don't want to go their sober and get drunk. The best thing you can do is get drunk before you go.

2.Tipping- When tipping DO NOT tip more than a dollar! The girls don't know whether it's a 5 or one. Also don't just throw the money! That's waste! Put it rolled or folded in your mouth!

3. Clothing- Wear what you wish, but my suggestion is to wear tight pants, Always good when a hot girls rubs against your tool.

4. PICK THE BEST STRIPPERS! I know when I go to the strip joint I run into a lot of ugly strippers. Don't bother wasting your money on them. THEY ALL COST THE SAME AMOUNT!.

5.Never assume their interested, or go their looking for a gf. (even if they say). It won't happen.All they want is your cash!

Hey i'm still a rookie and I'm not claiming to know it all but some more tips would be apreciated!

[galileo]

Here's a tip: Go to a bar, buy a girl a drink, take her home, and have real sex! It costs less than going to a strip club and watching some writhing girl with 3 kids and the stretch marks to prove it.

[orbital]

lmao!!!

[JTyrell710]

yea dont see why anyone would really go to strip clubs unless it was to meet friends ( i dont mean make friends) i mean like to have a drink before ya'll hit the bar to have real girls..

[MixmasterNash]

yea dont see why anyone would really go to strip clubs unless it was to meet friends ( i dont mean make friends) i mean like to have a drink before ya'll hit the bar to have real girls..

You don't have a girlfriend or wife, do you?

[Brawl]

OK you "young know nothing's " . Are you there to pick up some pelt or lose money ?

1- Always go alone if you REALLY want to pick up a slut .

2- Never tip a five, always tip ones, if you tip more than one at a time layer them so they see it's more than one .

3- If you aren't really good looking have a gimmick ( mine is a sparkling personality and being a pretty solid sized cracka .)

4-Start by tipping the waitress and be really cool . They all talk and they will be your marketing rep to the strippers .

5-Dont spend a lot of cash , if they want to bone you , money wont matter .


These rules have been tried and tested they aren't BS like most of my other posts . They really do work . I've spent a lot of time taking these dummies home . Not to mention I worked at strip joints too .

Good luck .

[JTyrell710]

You don't have a girlfriend or wife, do you?

uh ya i got a girlfriend... lol nice theory tho i guess?

[Brawl]

Oh I almost forgot ... Never ever put the money in your mouth or let them take it off your face .

The reason being it shows them you dont need some stupid little thrill , and you are just some cool dude recognizing a good looking girl . When you tip in her G-string (if nude use the garter ) Say something like " you look great girlie" or " nice routine "

You dont want her b**bs rubing your face after 79 other dudes had their sweaty faces rubbed in them . If she tries to make you take a t*tie tip just say " no thenks sweetness , all these other dudes rubbed their faces like that I aint into that " . They'll be cool about it .

[Brawl]

I ought to charge for these tips , me and my bud John score a lot of pelt like this . Next time pay pal me a fifty or no more SOLID advice .

[Isaac Wilkins]

Brawl's tips work. I've worked with, dated, done things I probably shouldn't with too many strippers.

A lot of these girls are looking for a good time. If you are something they decide they want to have a good time with, then what you pay them won't matter. In fact, usually (to some degree) the less the better. Anybody who throws money at strippers is immediately considered a mark and taken for everything he's worth.

They like cool, confident people. People they can party with, people who understand how the world works.

They're not looking for a boyfriend.

Grow a body. These girls work in a body-important business. They appreciate bodies.

[AdamGberg]

Mons Venus here in Tampa...I win, thread done...

heaven is a place on earth

[MixmasterNash]

Mons Venus here in Tampa...I win, thread done...

heaven is a place on earth

Lol. Not even close. Okay, okay, you're right, many do consider it to be the best club in the U.S. Indeed, an associate of mine will only go to the Mons, even after Tampa passed the "no lap dance" law and threatened to post offender's picture on websites. I do like how the Mons basically said screw you to the city though.

Anyway, this associate of mine says there is indeed a FAR, FAR superior place for clubs: Rio de Janiero. I propose a fact finding mission to determine the truth.

[-TIM-]

I think my buddy from Germany made a pretty good point about titty bars. Why spend money to get worked up and go home with blue balls?

[JTyrell710]

hey what are blue balls?... never gotten them- im not quite sure what they are or how u get em exactly

[Stephen Riddington]

Please tell me you're kidding??????

You should know what's blue balls are, when you reach puberty.

[StevenEric]

150 bucks after a your first few visits. You may need to get a second job soon. Hummm were could you make fast money with a decent build? LOL.

[JTyrell710]

hahah dude i think i've had em im jus not sure- help me out here..

[StevenEric]

You ache below because there was no relief (at hand) from all the continued excitement you experienced through the evening.

[JTyrell710]

whattt/?? jeezus christ someone jus explain it to me
in english.

[Allenronm]

I think my buddy from Germany made a pretty good point about titty bars. Why spend money to get worked up and go home with blue balls?

Bingo.

People say strip clubs are demeaning to women, I say it's the opposite. We're the ones who go home at 3 in the morning with a woody and no cash in our pockets.

[-TIM-]

whattt/?? jeezus christ someone jus explain it to me
in english.

It usually happens when you have an erection for awhile and you don't get off. It's like built up pressure with no way to release it. Well that's up to you whether or not you release it. But are you getting the picture? You basically end up with a couple of sore balls.

[-TIM-]

People say strip clubs are demeaning to women, I say it's the opposite. We're the ones who go home at 3 in the morning with a woody and no cash in our pockets.

Not only that but I think the girls that strip enjoy it. They're exibitionists. If somebody really does not like the thought of stripping then they won't, no matter how much money you can make.

On another subject, did anybody else see that the National Enquirer has photos proving aliens are gay?

[BCC]

How is this guy giving tips on money management at a strip club when he's dropped 150 dollars in 4 visits.

I went last weekend, I think I dropped....11 dollars.

[JTyrell710]

It usually happens when you have an erection for awhile and you don't get off. It's like built up pressure with no way to release it. Well that's up to you whether or not you release it. But are you getting the picture? You basically end up with a couple of sore balls.

ohhh i kno that feeelin-
it all makes so much sense now..

[BigRic]

I've never been to a strip club, but I mean if you don't wanna spend alot of money, a) leave your wallet at home and take your id and 20 dollars or whatever b) take off your shirt and show the stripper your WBB built body. This should get you more than just a lapdance.