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JOKE: Are you a patriot?
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.aspATTENTION CITIZENS:
As part of the Bush Administration's ongoing efforts to obliterate all traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has commenced registration* of each and every American Patriot. By registering all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required. Please register below.
- John Ashcroft
United States Attorney GeneralLast edited by geoffgarcia; 06-22-2004 at 01:20 PM.
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Now THAT is funny.
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Gen_chat worst nightmare
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Just about as ridiculous as the question "Did you ever take part in any genocides?" that I had to answer when I was getting my US visa.
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I want some crack!
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LOL, thank god it wasn't whitehouse.gov instead of whitehouse.org.
The half-million citizens of the District of Columbia, like citizens of the fifty states, bear all of the obligations of American citizenship: they are required to obey the laws passed by Congress; they pay federal taxes; they serve in the military; and they fight and die in our wars. Yet they lack the most basic right that should accompany American citizenship—the right to full voting representation in Congress. This makes the United States the only nation in the world with a representative, democratic constitution that denies citizens of its capital representation in the national legislature. In fact, no fewer than 183 nations provide their citizens the type of representation citizens of Washington, DC are denied.
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LMAO. That's about as funny as my application for a Curios and Relics firearms license.
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I put this same post up on another board that I'm a member at because I thought it was funny and everyone might get a kick out of it.
I think I'm going to be banned from it because they think that this post was to "political"
the line that really cracks me up is:
and these two picsThe TRUE capital of the United States is: New Jalalabad, CT
Last edited by geoffgarcia; 06-22-2004 at 01:31 PM.
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Baby Seal Clubber
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Hey, what a great idea! :evillaugh
Originally Posted by geoffgarcia
I think I'm going to be banned from it because they think that this post was to "political"
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wow...ha ha ha
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1984 here we come.
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