Rant #2

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 12:58 PM

Im sick and tired of handing a cashier a bill between $20-$100 dollars and they sit there and hold it up into the light like they are going to analyze my fake/real dollar bill. if the FBI cant crack down on counterfeit bills then I seriously dont think this high school minimum wage burger jockey is going to make a significant difference. so quit stalling and give me my ****ing change!

**Gyno Rhino** · 08-21-2004 02:01 PM

These have to be the lamest rants I've ever heard.

Denis Leary you are not. Why don't you rant about something worthwhile? Like how about doctor's office waits, or the dentist, or something that's truly annoying.

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 02:06 PM

ok, then i shall change my rant to something truly annoying.

the fact that the same 6 or 7 WBB members who constantly try to elevate themselves at the expense of others. it's a message board, or should be called a message bored. something to do whilst bored. yet that isnt good enough and there are those select few who always have to make a negative comment to feel better about themselves. that is truly annoying.

**edge-man** · 08-21-2004 02:14 PM

While you're addressing the petty problems, there's still people walking in the exit of the DIY store where I work, past multiple "NO ENTRY" signs and me saying "sorry you can't come in this way". They ignore me and I return into my daydream, I'm not gonna start a fight over a doorway.

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 02:21 PM

i think maybe you should start a fight over it. maybe it will get the message across.

**GonePostal** · 08-21-2004 02:22 PM

Sorry but this one is a stupid rant...

**Gyno Rhino** · 08-21-2004 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by MrWebb78

ok, then i shall change my rant to something truly annoying.

the fact that the same 6 or 7 WBB members who constantly try to elevate themselves at the expense of others. it's a message board, or should be called a message bored. something to do whilst bored. yet that isnt good enough and there are those select few who always have to make a negative comment to feel better about themselves. that is truly annoying.

Once again, someone has fallen victim to the internet "tone problem". You couldn't tell that I was completely joking around in my post, as usual.

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 02:25 PM

mr rhino, i have 3508 posts. i think maybe 7 of them have been somewhat serious. so before we start comparing penis sizes(which I'd win!), lets understand that we are both joking.

**JTyrell710** · 08-21-2004 02:30 PM

penis. big. me.

my rant would b when really old senile ppl work the registers, it takes them half an hour to do ring up one ****in item an when they do, you pray that they dont die from the excitement..

**Gyno Rhino** · 08-21-2004 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by MrWebb78

mr rhino, i have 3508 posts. i think maybe 7 of them have been somewhat serious. so before we start comparing penis sizes(which I'd win!), lets understand that we are both joking.

Well, as long as you ADMIT that my penis is smaller.

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by JTyrell710

penis. big. me.

my rant would b when really old senile ppl work the registers, it takes them half an hour to do ring up one ****in item an when they do, you pray that they dont die from the excitement..

how about the old ladies that always have to pay with exact change even if it takes 30 minutes to find the last penny that they KNOW they have in there somewhere.

im so irritable.

i need some valium.

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Gyno Rhino

Well, as long as you ADMIT that my penis is smaller.

i dunno, im pretty small. but the girth is amazing.

Mystic Eric · 08-21-2004 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by MrWebb78

Im sick and tired of handing a cashier a bill between $20-$100 dollars and they sit there and hold it up into the light like they are going to analyze my fake/real dollar bill. if the FBI cant crack down on counterfeit bills then I seriously dont think this high school minimum wage burger jockey is going to make a significant difference. so quit stalling and give me my ****ing change!

This is a ridiculous rant. The FBI can't eliminate the mass production of counterfeit bills but it's easy to spot a fake one, extremely easy.

So what's a cashier supposed to do? Not check and take fake bills and then have his/her head ripped off by the manager/owner for taking a loss? Right that makes a lot of sense.

Don't take it as an insult when someone checks a larger bill. You may or may not know that it's fake so they're checking the bill, not you.

**Vido** · 08-21-2004 04:37 PM

With the high number of counterfeits in circulation these days, why WOULDN'T a cashier check to see if your bills are real?

In addition, like Eric said, it's easy to spot a counterfeit bill and we can assume that if the store is credible then these "idiot" cashiers have been told how to. Just because you don't know how to do it doesn't mean others don't.

**TBone4Eva** · 08-21-2004 05:05 PM

My rant would be when people abbreviate small words like "b", instead of "be", "2" instead of "too" or "to", and "some1" instead of "someone".

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Mystic Eric

This is a ridiculous rant. The FBI can't eliminate the mass production of counterfeit bills but it's easy to spot a fake one, extremely easy.

So what's a cashier supposed to do? Not check and take fake bills and then have his/her head ripped off by the manager/owner for taking a loss? Right that makes a lot of sense.

Don't take it as an insult when someone checks a larger bill. You may or may not know that it's fake so they're checking the bill, not you.

i was wondering when the IQ police would show up to ruin any fun in the thread with an attempt to actually shed light on the subject as if we were all blind to the simple truth.

**MrWebb78** · 08-21-2004 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by TBone4Eva

My rant would be when people abbreviate small words like "b", instead of "be", "2" instead of "too" or "to", and "some1" instead of "someone".

i cant stand the misuse of the your/you're, and there/their.

**Isaac Wilkins** · 08-21-2004 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by MrWebb78

i dunno, im pretty small. but the girth is amazing.

I'm built like a tuna can.

**BigRic** · 08-21-2004 06:35 PM

I work at mcdonalds, and as far as canada goes it's pretty easy to spot a real from a fake bill, and you odn't need to look at it in the light. it takes litterally 2-5 seconds of a 30 second transaction, that our you could accept a real one and get suspended.

**Maki Riddington** · 08-21-2004 08:02 PM

Lol at Eric. Still the same old Eric, but smaller now.

**David** · 08-21-2004 08:05 PM

Hey, Maki...did you notice how as soon as the memebers in here started talking about the size of their anatomy mystic eric just magically showed up...

Makes you wonder...

**Maki Riddington** · 08-21-2004 08:17 PM

No, but I'l agree with you just cause that's gonna get Eric's panties in a bunch.

**Jabberwocky** · 08-21-2004 09:37 PM

Go to Quick Trip, for security reasons they take all money without checking it and report counterfeits later on. And complaining about grocery store trips is so grandma'ish.

**IdaMAN** · 08-21-2004 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by MrWebb78

Im sick and tired of handing a cashier a bill between $20-$100 dollars and they sit there and hold it up into the light like they are going to analyze my fake/real dollar bill. if the FBI cant crack down on counterfeit bills then I seriously dont think this high school minimum wage burger jockey is going to make a significant difference. so quit stalling and give me my ****ing change!

What pisses me off is when they won't even take it and you stand in line not knowing this. It pisses me off to no end. Get the damn equipment to check the damn money and stop being so cheap. I wouldn't have went back but i really wanted a Batter Brownie Blizzard....

**shootermcgavin7** · 08-22-2004 12:36 AM

I've got one.

When someone comes up to you and says "Hey, can I ask you a question?"

Well, you didn't leave me much of a choice there, did you, @sshole?

Also, when people ramble about how "life is short."

Life is the longest damned thing you ever do.............

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