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Contrast training is a unique way to optimize results. Read this article by Lee Boyce about how to incorporate it into your training to pack on lean muscle mass.

By: Lee Boyce Added: March 25th, 2013
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    A Tale of Two Cocks

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    A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
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    WTF was his schwang all feathery and stuff, if it was i think i would have cut it off to.
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    It probably talked smack to him and had to be dealt with accordingly.
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    hmm...this story makes no sense.


    unless he had a morning woody, there's no way you can msitake it for a chicken neck. especially considering there wasn't a chicken head attached to it (don't even go there).


    b - he didn't notice he was grabbing his doodle?


    maybe he's senile.
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    I cant imagine this happening to me ever. Then again it'd have to be a pretty small chicken.
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    lol @ old people
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    I thought this was going to be about the debate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony
    I thought this was going to be about the debate.

    hahahha
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    If I ever get so old and senile that I can't tell my penis from a chicken's head then just put me out of my misery.
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    I'll bet that Roverescu was really giving the old guy a bj and he got a little more tooth action that he expected. He should have used a calf instead. Except that calves have that unfortunate habit of punching the udder when they nurse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minotaur
    I'll bet that Roverescu was really giving the old guy a bj and he got a little more tooth action that he expected. He should have used a calf instead. Except that calves have that unfortunate habit of punching the udder when they nurse.
    Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more messed up...wtf
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    wtf is up with the dog eating it after he chopped it off. Some "best friend" I tell you.
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    No wonder this looked so familiar..

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    Someone nominate the guy for the Darwain awards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast
    Someone nominate the guy for the Darwain awards!
    Only if he died.
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    Darwain awards!
    Someone nominate Beast for the spelling awards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Patrick
    Someone nominate Beast for the spelling awards!
    lol, I just now saw that.

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