|
View Poll Results: which story is craziest?
- Voters
- 12. You may not vote on this poll
-
story one: steroids/state of undress
4 33.33% -
story two: the boxer
8 66.67%
+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 25 of 33
Thread: which liberty story is best?
-
Reaper Killer
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Location
- virginia
- Posts
- 179
which liberty story is best?
which of these two true stories is less believable? which is the most fantastic?
you all know my story. Liberty University thinks i'm on steroids because some lady told them that I was because some doctors told her that I almost died because I was on digestive enzymes and she translated that into steroids. Liberty then looked for every reason in the world to get me kicked out. waht finally did it was when 3 girls came over to my place after swimming in a river. i went in the back room to change and wash up, and my dog jumped up on them and scratched them. when i heard the girls screaming, i threw on a pair of shorts, ran out and grabbed the dog. the girls turned me in for "state of undress" in my offcampus apartment and i got kicked out, though we all believe the real reason, of course was because the school thought i was on gear (i'm not).
second story...has to do with a golden glove boxer coming to Liberty and enrolling as a student. in his first semester there, he decides to start a boxing club and goes straight to the top...straight to Jerry Falwell himself and gets the funding and permission. while upstairs in the wrestling room one day, he was sparring with his training partner. someone walked in on them and turned them in. through some series of events, he got 86 reprimands (30 is enough to get kicked out), including assault, malicious horseplay, breaking and entering, and more.
which of those two is the craziest?
and yes, they are both true.bodybuilding is not a hobby for me. it's about a doctor saying i'll never walk again, and proving him wrong by conquering the physical world. it's more than a stress reliever; it is an answer to my critics who say i can't do it. it's more than a tool of physique; it's a tool of worship. it's more than a sport; it is who i am.
Inspiration Starts Here
-
Bulking Sith Knight
- Join Date
- Jul 2003
- Location
- Victoria
- Posts
- 4,202
The second is nuts!!! Got booted for a sparring session, especially after getting premission from Falwell for his club.
To be honest, both stories are crazy.You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'-Homer Simpson
My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brother's not here and I have two soakers... This sucks!!!-Bob McKenzie
Hockey is murder on ice-Jim Murray
Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.-Superintendent Pang (Hard Boiled)
-
Its been awhile since I've read the bible but Im pretty sure it says that boxing and being seen in your underwear are 2 of the 7 deadly sins.
*reports pentacent
-
Banned
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Location
- 7th level
- Posts
- 5,014
so, how did it go with your issue with liberty? did you sort it out, sue or changed schools?
and both stories are equally ****ed up.
-
Mostly healed up!
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Location
- TO, Canada
- Posts
- 2,864
Wow.....I bet they are reading this right now too.
Hard Work, Patience, Dedication
My Happy Happy Lifting and Training Journal
The PizDoff diet! - healthy eating for all!
-
WBBs motivational Speaker
- Join Date
- Apr 2001
- Location
- Between a girls ties!
- Posts
- 4,593
they sound very uneducated for a university administration
A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.
-
AM MMA Fighter
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Location
- Sweating and grunting...where you should be.
- Posts
- 2,576
:withstupi :withstupi :withstupi
HT: 6'3 / WT: 265lbs 16%BF
"Somewhere along the line, we seem to have confused comfort with happiness."
MMA Guru
- I like girls -
-
Both you and that guy got ****ed.
"You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps.... his PRIDE!"- Vegeta
My Exploits
-
Man, sucks to go to that school.
D 435 / S 340 / B 305
Journal
"I avoid talking to normal people about this stuff as much as possible. It's usually a waste of time." - HahnB
"OMG HE EETS 2 MUCH0RZ!!111 O NOES HE EETS TEH FATS!!!111" - PowerManDL
"Test does a body good." - Severed Ties
-
Go Heels!
- Join Date
- Feb 2003
- Location
- Chapel Hill, NC
- Posts
- 10,215
This is too cool: http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffair...x.cfm?PID=1378
30 Reprimands + $500 Fine includes:
- Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other satanic or demonic activity
- Abortion (ed: does this mean giving, receiving, either, both?)
- Immorality
Though this may be my favorite:
12 Reprimands + $50 Fine:
- Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie
Geez, what I did yesterday would subject me to about 200 points. Guess I better stop practicing witchcraft. That is the most insane disciplinary code I've ever seen.
The journal / I live here.
If I were to start from scratch as a young 13 year old again, I would do every press, squat, and perhaps deadlifts, for my entire career with chains. -- Dan John
-
Steak and Eggs
- Join Date
- Mar 2003
- Location
- NPWRAK, Canada
- Posts
- 762
Is this for real? WTF is anyone doing going to that shthole?!! Please explain.
"The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it." -John Ruskin 1819-1900
"He who fights monsters should see to it that in the process, he does not
become a monster. And when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into
you." - Nietzche
-
LoL @ witchcraft. I like these ones too.
"Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie"
Unless that movie is the Passion of the Christ, right? Hypocrisy at its finest.
"Entering the space above ceiling tiles"
WTF?
-
Senior Member
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- The Pavilion
- Posts
- 6,778
Music Code Violation? Curfew Violation? WTF is this place!
"I added some db curls with the pink weights for a bit of a burn." - Rookiebldr
"im assuming the holy (big) 3 are: curls, bench, legs?" - Saggas
"had a huge ass burn on my triceps while I was doing those kickbacks, so they'll likely be staying with my exercise program." - Zearoth
"most of my burned calories coming from something called Basal. Wtf does a leaf have to do with any of it?" - Votorx
"We have a lot of people like that on our campus, all hippies and things, that go around preaching against corporations, jocks, preps, accountants, and anyone else that feels the need to shower more than occasionally." - Shankerr
"Damn man why are some women just so demonic and evil.. its like you wanna get a stake and mallet and an erection at the same time." - WBBIRL
-
WBBs motivational Speaker
- Join Date
- Apr 2001
- Location
- Between a girls ties!
- Posts
- 4,593
everything that is fun is bad, and everything that taste like **** is good for religion, like vinegar, drink that and youre a wholesome son of a b
A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.
-
Go Heels!
- Join Date
- Feb 2003
- Location
- Chapel Hill, NC
- Posts
- 10,215
From the Liberty Way Student Handbook:
OMG!!!! Improper personal contact (anything beyond hand-holding)! 4 Reprimands!Last edited by MixmasterNash; 01-25-2005 at 12:25 PM.
The journal / I live here.
If I were to start from scratch as a young 13 year old again, I would do every press, squat, and perhaps deadlifts, for my entire career with chains. -- Dan John
-
AM MMA Fighter
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Location
- Sweating and grunting...where you should be.
- Posts
- 2,576
haha that place is like auschwitz except people dont get sniped while in the courtyard
HT: 6'3 / WT: 265lbs 16%BF
"Somewhere along the line, we seem to have confused comfort with happiness."
MMA Guru
- I like girls -
-
I bet Liberty is chockfull of repressed virgin hottie goodness. I would go.
-
Baby Seal Clubber
- Join Date
- Jun 2001
- Location
- Toronto, Canada
- Posts
- 12,778
Holy big hair on the white girls! That's gotta be at least 2 reprimands!
Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me
Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me
ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle
If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Current FFFA Enforcer
-
Down with the Sickness
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- Brandon, Florida
- Posts
- 340
hOLY CREATANS Batman!
No one can get laidAllowing unauthorized overnight visitor in residence room
No pda only holding handsImproper personal contact (anything beyond hand-holding)
wtf you can get in trouble for going to a danceAttendance at a dance
DUDE did you pay to go here?Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie
LMAOAssociation with those consuming alcohol
wtfSpending the night with a person of the opposite sex
My suggestion would be to go to a normal public state university and you won't have all these BS rules to worry about.
-
Baby Seal Clubber
- Join Date
- Jun 2001
- Location
- Toronto, Canada
- Posts
- 12,778
I dunno, if university is designed to prepare you for adulthood in any manner, I'd think this is the last place you'd want to go. Maybe parents that are religious zealots and ultra-controlling/over-protective would force their kids to go there? Why not just go to military school?
Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me
Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me
ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle
If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Current FFFA Enforcer
-
It's All About Committment
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Location
- At the GYM!
- Posts
- 1,103
Originally Posted by -sin-
...and if you are stupid enough to be caught boxing IN your underwear, fully expect to be struck down by lightning!=================================================
Currently:: ~90.75 Kg and BFLing!
Cutting Goal:: Abs!
Ultimate Goals:: 100Kg at ~10% BF.
The Road To Largeness
Newest member of WBBB
"Go ahead on with it Quadzilla..." - Cocoa.
"I hope the course gets a few more beer cart girls. Hot ones with long legs and tans. Great, now I'm excited. My left forearm is never going to catch up now. Son of a bitch." - Tim Nissen.
"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
=================================================
-
amazing.
no sex,
no r rated movies,
no alcohol,
no pda,
no..
no..
no..
no..
**** this schoolJake Sullivan
6' - 280lbs - 29yrs old - Professional Highland Games Athlete
curently off-season
HG training log = road to pro
youtube channel = www.youtube.com/xtra0t
-
Sounds like "PRUDE U"
-
Down with the Sickness
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- Brandon, Florida
- Posts
- 340
Man this school is ****ed up oh 14 reprimands for me along with 500$ fine along with 50 noodle lashes, and 1000 paper cuts all for say the word **** oops i said it again **** oh and i don't have shirt on and i am drinking a beer. If i knew i was going to get kicked out i would walk around the campus naked smoking, drinking a beer with a pentagram painted on my chest and cursing at everyone all without reconciliation.
-
Quagmire wannabe
- Join Date
- Mar 2003
- Location
- Australia
- Posts
- 347
LOL Originally Posted by ElPietro
He who hesitates masturbates........
Reply With Quote
Support Wannabebig and use AtLarge Nutrition Supplements!
Similar Threads
-
My Christmas Story
By Paul Stagg in forum General ChatReplies: 78Last Post: 12-25-2010, 09:08 AM -
Cool story
By Manveet in forum General ChatReplies: 26Last Post: 05-24-2006, 02:32 PM -
Taoist story
By powerhalf in forum General ChatReplies: 6Last Post: 12-19-2002, 02:11 AM -
Spotting Horror Story
By Tryska in forum Bodybuilding & Weight TrainingReplies: 11Last Post: 08-05-2002, 08:26 AM -
HappyVille Story...
By Twiztid in forum General ChatReplies: 22Last Post: 11-14-2001, 02:19 PM
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
Bookmarks