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Baby Seal Clubber
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Are you this insane when it comes to sports?
Short read, quite humourous though. Dumb soccer fans.
http://www.thisislondon.com/news/art...9119?source=PADeadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me
Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me
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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle
If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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En botella whey!
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Darwin working perfectly right there. That man defintely should not be procreating.
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Magically delicious
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I heard about that but thought it was something from The Onion or something. I love sports but I can't understand how someone can get THAT caught up in their team winning or losing. It's not like we're playing for the team. I'm glad that guy cut his testicles off so he can't further contaminate the gene pool with his stupidity. lol
Last edited by Shane; 02-09-2005 at 12:33 PM.
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lol great post Pete.
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No me llames cerdo...
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Man, that's nuts!
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"If your arm measurement is currently 13 inches, you are worrying about the wrong things. Quit comparing to others, quit worrying about little details, get your ass in the gym, work as hard as you can, then go eat something. Repeat until huge." - Paul Stagg
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"Freaking lift to get bigger, or stronger, or better at your damn sport, and quit worrying about weather or not your arm is 16 inches or 16.2 inches." - Paul Stagg
"If you want to look like Brad Pitt go run a marathon or something." - Severed Ties
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Baby Seal Clubber
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Now, who has the balls to be the next dude to try this?
Just another stunt to add to the long list of things guys can do that girls can't!
Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me
Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me
ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle
If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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thank god! amen for women! shows our higher intelligence! :evillaugh
Originally Posted by ElPietro
Now, who has the balls to be the next dude to try this?
Just another stunt to add to the long list of things guys can do that girls can't!You will soon see Getfit in OngII Flying Knee Thingys of Doom
see if the feisty greek can survive the kicks of Steel Leg From Shaolin Soccer,Dim Mak(def touch) from ChungLee,and Flying Crane by Daniel-san-El Pietro
Spray it with windex greek!-the famous El Pietro
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Baby Seal Clubber
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Lol, like he ever had balls to begin with!
Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me
Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me
ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle
If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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well, now he has something supercool to hang on his rearview mirror, lol.
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That takes some balls (pun #10000000000)
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Haha thats something you look back on and regret
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BTW the game is called RUGBY. A real mans game as they do not need helmets and padding. Originally Posted by ElPietro
soccer is a completety different sport.my exprience - joined gym 10 years ago, 6 1/2 years hard weight training exprience.
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To add. the chance of wales winning before the game were pretty low. The chance of dying from smoking are much higher and lots of people do.
that being said, it a bet i would have not seriously meant.my exprience - joined gym 10 years ago, 6 1/2 years hard weight training exprience.
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Bulking Sith Knight
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I had a good laugh at that article, when I read it from another forum. OUCH, but humourous at the same time.
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He was drunk and anything can happen on a tuesday night. Or whenever that happened. Hey look at it this way, in S.A. a soccer game is the equivalent of an all out riot + brawl, at least here he only stopped the contamination of stupidity in the well of humanity.
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AM MMA Fighter
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hah, that is some crazy monkeying...hardcore is what he was...i cant think of ANY reason to cut off me jewelies
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Breaker of Skulls
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Heh. Did you see this story attached to it? Just as good:
http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/165202355'9" 195 lbs
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No me llames cerdo...
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that's what my wife says she'll do to me if she ever catches me cheating on her Originally Posted by Guido
Edgar V.
So you don't wanna get big, do you?
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"If your arm measurement is currently 13 inches, you are worrying about the wrong things. Quit comparing to others, quit worrying about little details, get your ass in the gym, work as hard as you can, then go eat something. Repeat until huge." - Paul Stagg
"There is no miracle "look good" diet/pill other than determination and commitment" - geoffgarcia
"Freaking lift to get bigger, or stronger, or better at your damn sport, and quit worrying about weather or not your arm is 16 inches or 16.2 inches." - Paul Stagg
"If you want to look like Brad Pitt go run a marathon or something." - Severed Ties
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He did humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool
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omg... wow even if youre drunk, how do you do that?
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-Then I saw a little african boy sleeping, and I thought...that is little Okeke, he is tired from herding all the goats and the big goat got away today.
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Cock-Diesel Bound
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haha those crazy londoners/welshies....by the way...how do u just rip a testicle off with your bare hand(s)???....its painful just thinkin about these things...
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man that woman must have had superhuman strength..wait...how did she get TO his testicle? I mean his pants must have been down or something...
See I dont think he was rejecting her, I think he thought he was going to get a little sucky sucky, cause come on, what guy would turn that down? and then when she used too much teeth he tried to get her to stop and then she got angry and YANK. boom <--- thats the REAL sotryHT: 6'3 / WT: 265lbs 16%BF
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