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Grasshoppa
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To preserve male health...
Found this on another message board:
"This came from the New England Journal of Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies - don't look at us like we're scum when you catch us. We're only doing it for our health.
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work- out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.
"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four or five years.""Shao-LiN
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Grasshoppa
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Mmm...porn as a replacement to cardio. I like that.
Shao-LiN
"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter." - Linkin Park
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Do fake breasts give the same cardio benefit as the real ones?
No reason, just asking.... <whistles innocently ♪♪ ♪>
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Only if they're big enough.
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So, the fake ones have to be bigger than natural ones or they don't, um, "work" for you, babe?
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In China
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ehh im not too into fake
i think im an ass guy anyway
anything for my health!I don't have time. I make time.
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General of Froot Soldiers
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LOL So they had to conduct a study to see that allowing oneself to follow natural impulses is better for personal health than living in a state of self-denial? Gee, common sense wasn't enough to reach that conclusion? Color me surprised.
Oh, the temptation to create a list of institutions in this world that should be sued on the grounds of this study for shortening the lifespans of humans... salvation be damned!
Last edited by TwiloMike; 10-09-2005 at 08:23 AM.
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Grasshoppa
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Hell, could sue women for attempting to shorten our lifespan if they deny us =).
Shao-LiN
"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter." - Linkin Park
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I actually prefer if they're surgically put together to form one "super boob".
Originally Posted by Built
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Banned
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ass man def. here as well
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Most BB are. Originally Posted by [[[----]]]
ass man def. here as well
<looks down at what used to be breasts>
Thank God.
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Awesome!!! So i can do weight trainning and for cardio i can just look at cardio bunnies for the next 10 minutes, and when they ask why i'm looking at their breasts i'll just tell them that i'm doing my cardio section. FULL PROOF!
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Originally Posted by Built
Hey dont feel left out, getting big muscles makes my johnson look smaller in comparison.
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Yes, but it didn't ACTUALLY GET smaller.
Again. Thank God. :evillaugh
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DeaTH BeFoRe WeaKNeSs
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You like gettings things from TV, don't you?I actually prefer if they're surgically put together to form one "super boob".
I'm a bit disproportionate, so making it look smaller is actually a goal of mine.Hey dont feel left out, getting big muscles makes my johnson look smaller in comparison.
Um...ya look beautiful all around, don't sweat it.Most BB are.
<looks down at what used to be breasts>
Thank God.
I don't think staring at breasts is good for your health if you get punched in the face every time or kicked in the man-bags."The only easy day was yesterday."
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Well, at least I now have a scientific excuse for dropping whatever I'm doing to watch my gf stretch or waking up to her alarm and staying awake long enough to watch her dress before rolling over and going back to sleep.
Not that lacking an excuse has stopped me.The Reconstruction Project (Journal)
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I must have added about 3 years to my life while I was DJing last night
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