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I recently started at a new gym after moving to NH. It's not a bad place; most of the lifters there are serious about what they do, although we have the usual assortment of curl jockeys and DB kickbackers.
Today, I was working on deadlifts. Next to me in the other rack was a young, very fine female, in good shape, and strong as hell. While I'm DL'ing 240, she's got at least 1 1/2 times that on her bar, and repping it out with ease.
I go to grab some water, come back, and here's this dude, 6'2 and skinnier than me (if that's possible), doing his damndest to wile her with his manly charms. He'd been hanging around, using the calf machine, grabbing DBs for curls, and standing around for a bit. All the usual lines..."do you have a trainer?" "you look real good" "i'll bet you can run fast" "do you do marathons?" "come here often?" yada yada yada.
And then, after small talk, he asks if he can work in. She mentions politely that he might want to strip the bar a little; but no, he-man can do it. The guy gets down, grips the bar, and proceeds to nearly kill himself. Rounded back and all. The bar got to mid-shin before he let it go.
The excuse I heard was "I've been here for an hour, I should do these at the start." Walked off, and I could tell he was hurtin'. Probably the first deadlift he's ever attempted.
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-puny-
Stats:
height 5'10
weight 187
Currently dl'ing 255 for 3 reps x 8 sets
Goals:
350 lb deadlift by Feb. 2007
"Squats and milk and nevermind if the principle is twenty years old." -Randall J. Strossen
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You should have proposed.
530S/320B/475D
With strength I burn
I wish I could get 360 off the floor without ever having DLed.
But overall :withstupi
The Reconstruction Project (Journal)
Age: 34, Height: 5'4, Weight: 185, BF: somewhere between 15 and 45%
Weightlifting Start Date: July 26, 2005 - Bench 95 x 6, Dead 110 x 8, Smith Squat 180 x 8
Bests: Bench 185 x 8, Dead 400 x 1, Zercher Squat 295 x 3
Stop thinking and go lift - Paul Stagg
Hah that's great. I love dudes like that. I am lifting in the UK right now and there are a ton of them. They all hit on the girls hardcore and they all lift .5 times their body weight, max. Quite humorous.
"it's you against you, it's the paradox that drives us all"
6'1", 206, 11.5%
Bench: 285
Squat: 275
DeadLift: 335
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Total: 895 and moving up.
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you serious?? a chick repping out ~360 on dl's!?!? most chicks at my gym never tried or probably ever heard of deadlifting. that's some serious weight
Yah I didn't want to admit it but frankly that would scare me.Originally Posted by g0ddang
I love seeing dumbasses like that. If you're hitting the gym to impress the girls there, you're just going to end up hurting yourself and looking like a moron. Go and get focused into your workout and when you pause you will notice the girls drooling at you.
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29yrs old
6ft
239lbs
Bulking for a few more weeks
7/27
Bench: 1x315 Squat: 4x365 Dead: Need to Max
8/11
Bench: 1x335 Squat: 2x425 Dead: 1x385
"Before I'm through I'm going to make He-man look like She-Ra!"-Me
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"I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again." - Achilles, (Troy 2004)
Stats
ATF squat- 275 RAW
Deadlift- 415
Bench- Two 100lbs DB's four times
190lbs 15% BF (Estimate)
wow i want pics of this very fine girl repping out 360 on deads...cuz thats right around where i would rep out if i repped out...and im 230 (and losing)..
Status: Cutting...Heavily
"Squats make the ghetto booty"-Me
"No matter how much you lift, just remember that on the other side of the world, a little chinese girl is warming up with your max"-bIgHwN86
"Reach for some self discipline."-Holto
They probably won't be drooling at you if you're lifting properly, because you're probably drooling (and sweaty, and look like you're going to either chuck or pass out).Originally Posted by b_sinning
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:withstupi Ass back, head back, back straight, cords in my neck popping out, face red, grunting like I'm repping 2500 instead of 250 ... oh yeah, that is what every girl dreams of when she fantasizes about a guy working out.
The Reconstruction Project (Journal)
Age: 34, Height: 5'4, Weight: 185, BF: somewhere between 15 and 45%
Weightlifting Start Date: July 26, 2005 - Bench 95 x 6, Dead 110 x 8, Smith Squat 180 x 8
Bests: Bench 185 x 8, Dead 400 x 1, Zercher Squat 295 x 3
Stop thinking and go lift - Paul Stagg
Originally Posted by DenimDemon
exactly.
Face it: biceps are the muscle that classifies you as a muscle man.
HilarityStriding across the fields, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Clawhammer! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"
Was this woman enormous? Because 300+ on deadlifts is no mean feat, especially for (no offense meant here, ladies) an attractive woman. Hell, I can't even rep 300 ONCE on deadlifts.
25 years old, 5'10''
Back in the States to get hayooooge!
Health goals
- Weigh a healthy and active 170-180, healthy mind and body
- Dunk a basketball (hey a man can have big dreams huh)
- Swim 2-3x/week and become a better swimmer
Maybe he didn't mean 1.5, but just .5. Like "1 segment of 1 half."
20 y/o, 6'1", 186 lbs, 14% BF
bench: 350 deadlift: 560 parallel squat: 465
total: 1375 @ 186
That's hot.Originally Posted by ShockBoxer
Seriously.
Tholian deadlifts over 300. Not sure about reps, though.
I'll second that.Originally Posted by Built
To the OP: great story. Love it when jackasses show themselves to be just that.
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girls love guys that can move a lot of weight and especially when they have teh pump...girls love teh pump...
Status: Cutting...Heavily
"Squats make the ghetto booty"-Me
"No matter how much you lift, just remember that on the other side of the world, a little chinese girl is warming up with your max"-bIgHwN86
"Reach for some self discipline."-Holto
This is where you use his embarassment to your advantage. Once he left you should have thrown out a comment to her making fun of him, it's pretty easy really. I've definitely done it a few times, if a guy crashes and burns then someone might as well use it to his advantage. Plus you said she was attractive...Originally Posted by puny_ectomorph
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Bench.........225x1...............275x1.................?
Squat...........?.......................?....................365x5
Deadlift........?.....................315x5...............435x5
Weight........180...................192...................185
BF%.............?......................12.....................12
Time to Get Ripped
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i lift in my garage. i dont usually run across any hot babes while im working out.![]()
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-Girls like big strong men, all the other men has to find a niche or a thing they supposedly love, you know...like saving whales or reading books, to get laid.
-Look..first I am scared little freezing virgin munk, but then I bare my self and I am nothing like a freezing virgin!
-Then I saw a little african boy sleeping, and I thought...that is little Okeke, he is tired from herding all the goats and the big goat got away today.
Originally Posted by fixationdarknes
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Originally Posted by biggimp
lol, same here now that I have recently started working out at home.... Except for the times I look out the window and see the hot babes going down the river.
Just to clarify: I live on a river (the Suwannee river - google it). Our shed / small barn (where I have all my equipment) is in the back yard on stilts and has a window that looks over the river in it. Its good during my rest periods, especially during the summer.
Height: 6'
Weight: 210
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You again with your UK bashing...Originally Posted by ironman2284
Yup, that's right, we all hang around gyms trying to get girls whilst lifting pink 5lbrs, trying to look macho........ us wacky brits...Originally Posted by ironman2284
Been to quite a few different gyms for years and never witnessed such a thing. Sure, you get the usual stereotypes, but i'll remove myself and the vast majority you just branded from your foolish, imaginative statement.
Last edited by J450n; 03-01-2006 at 01:50 AM.
I'm not moaning, i'm having an opinion.
I'm gonna have to call BS on a chick repping out 3 plates and a quarter on each side.
bests:
bp 335x1 (unequipped), sq 430x5 belt, dl 475x1 sumo (unequipped)
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