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I found this posted on another forum.. I thought it made sens:
Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie - The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie - This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie - The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie - It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie - The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie - The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie - Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie - The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie - That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) - The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie - It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie - You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie - This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose."Damn, I'm looking good" -Duke Nukem
"I look cool dude" -Pig From the Sky
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Lets face it, this is the s h i t that killed Elvis...Originally posted by Sinep
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie - The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke."Geordie/'d3c:di/n. & adj. Brit colloq. n. 1 a native of Tyneside. 2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside. adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect. [the name George + -IE]
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dude thats some pretty weird ass s h i t
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lm-poopie-free-ao!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've seen that before, but I'm still LMAO!
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hehehehe thats some funny Sh!t ...... bwhahahah ... funny Sh!t ...... get it !?!?? ......... oh go home Yates.Originally posted by Sinep
Spinal Tap Poopie - That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.* * * * * * * * *
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