Passing a DRUG Test!!!!! Need Help.

[FighterInSnatch]

I have a drug test in a few days and have smoked marjiuana 3 times in the past week. I have'nt smoked before then for about a year.

Sunday May 15th- I had 3 hits of mids.
Monday May 16th- I had 2-3 hits mids.
Friday May 19th- I had 1 hit of good****.

I drink alot of water and workout. Do you think I'll be ok? What can I do besides drink lots of water? Kits? Thanx alot.

Ze Fighter

[Brawl]

Go to your local headshop and grab some test clean the day before and follow the instructions ... I used it alot years ago and never failed once .

[SuperTerrorizer]

Off topic:

Can you fail workplace drug tests for being on steroids?

[drew]

What Brawl said. That stuff works very well. (Next time don't smoke a week before your test).

ST, depends where you work. Most places won't test for steroids because it's a very expensive test and they probably don't really care.

[Optimum08]

is it called test clean? and where would you get it, since i don't know what a "headshop" is?

[big ol' boy]

a headshop is where you go to buy bongs, pipes, and hookas

[JustinASU]

a headshop is where you go to buy bongs, pipes, and hookas

For tobacco use only.

[crunkdizzle]

dont waste ur money

first off what is your bodyfat% or close to it?

if your fairly lean, dont worry about it.. do NOT smoke any more, drink about 2 gallons of water a day, and the most important part.. before your urine down about a gallon of water so your piss is clear or even close to clear. wouldnt worry about it man, i was on probation for over a year, smoked all day everyday, got a urine every monday and didnt fail one of em. just make sure your urine is pretty clear. the funny part is as soon as i got off probation i quit smokin and havent done it since and that was 1/2 a year ago

there are other ways too, if its for a job the easiest thing is to strap a bottle to your cock full of a dudes piss (cannot be a lady's urine) that easily squirts out, like a visine bottle for example with the top cut off just barely. because most likely they arent gonna watch you piss if its for a job

[hoser813]

Off topic:

Can you fail workplace drug tests for being on steroids?

Correst me if im wrong, but you need a blood test for that and BT's that detect steroids are expensive. Most places only do a piss test or a hair test (those are pricey too) for most recreational drugs.

[crunkdizzle]

im pretty sure that steroid urine testing is a totally different test as one that tests for weed, coke, ect.

[monotone]

they also have saliva tests. The advice depends on what type of test it is but i know urine and saliva you have alot of room for error.


I wouldnt worry about it too much since you are obviously active. As long as you dont smoke around 4 days before the test, drink alot of water (which should be normal for us anyways), and maintain a high activity you have nothing to worry about and you should pass, and im basing this on personal experience. For your reassurance, know some soccer players that smoke a couple days before their drug tests and none of them have failed yet.

[cosmicdebree88]

a headshop is where you go to buy bongs, pipes, and hookas

Don't ever walk into a head shop and ask for a bong, it's a "water pipe". I have made this mistake many times at local headshops and have even gotten kicked out. Well, I got kicked out cause he kept telling me to call the bong a water pipe and I was so blazed I just kept calling it a bong...


OP: That really isn't all that much weed unless you were taking some monster hits... I would drink some water, maybe buy one of those test clean kits and you should be fine. Many drug tests that test for pot, test for the amount of pot in your system. So, being that you didn't smoke all that much, it probably shouldn't look too bad if it does come out positive.

[cphafner]

Did you know you were getting tested, or was this a surprise test? Most of the over the counter "cleansers" can are detactable in drug tests.

[Progress]

Get a drug test to see if you have THC in your body.


Drink plenty of plain cranberry juice as well as water.

[cphafner]

Get a drug test to see if you have THC in your body.


Drink plenty of plain cranberry juice as well as water.

Another potential problem is if your urine contains too much water, they might now accept the results.

[FighterInSnatch]

Do you guys think that if I were to use a cleanser that the test WOULD or WOULD"NT trace it? I'm really worried. I will be drinking a ****load of water for the next two days. Do yhou think that sweating alot would help? Sauna? Thanx

[Progress]

I've heard that THC is fat soluble so if you lay off the fats while smoking and then happen to consume a lot of it pre-test its more difficult to detect the THC. I don't even know what that means, it doesn't make much sense to me but I've heard about it before.

[d'Anconia]

I've had friends smoke the day before drug tests and pass it. All he really did was drink a gallon of cranberry juice.

Just don't smoke until after you get tested.
Seems like everything has already been covered but here's a link anyway...
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml

What's interesting is there's an article linked in there that shows that 100mL/L of Visine in your urine can mask the THC.

[thoughtshewas18]

i've used the cleanser drink that is sold at GNC for 45$'s. they dont usually out on the shelf due to theft but ask the employee there for a system cleanser and they will show ya.

you drink it 1 hour or so before the test and it masks ur urine for 3~ hours.
it also taste like tire juice.

it worked for me

[Jabberwocky]

There is some sugary syrup stuff you can get at walmart that works too. It is a gelatin that sets up inside of you. Anyway it is cheap and I know a guy who was on parole who smoked like 20 minutes before his test and passed it no problem.

[-TIM-]

there are other ways too, if its for a job the easiest thing is to strap a bottle to your cock full of a dudes piss (cannot be a lady's urine) that easily squirts out, like a visine bottle for example with the top cut off just barely. because most likely they arent gonna watch you piss if its for a job

You do realize they take the temp of the urine and won't except it if it's below a certain level??? If you're even going to try this, which I wouldn't recommend, you'd have to have someone piss in your bottle right before heading in. And then you chance sitting there for an hour, before it's your turn, and having your sample drop to room temp and not being any good.

I would probably stick to the other suggestions.

[BG5150]

Get a drug test to see if you have THC in your body.


Drink plenty of plain cranberry juice as well as water.

get the pure crtanberry juice they have in health food stores. it tastes like crap, but works much better.

[twisteddendrite]

mix toulene with your urine then layer out in a seperating funnel, remove toulene. But try to be discrete about it. ROFL

[teck]

http://www.concept420.com/pass-marijuana-drug-test.htm

here ya go. didnt mean to stumble on this

[HahnB]

Another potential problem is if your urine contains too much water, they might now accept the results.

The best way to pass a drug test is to drink a ton of water RIGHT before the test, and take a ton of vitamins to keep your piss yellow.

Even though it's commonly thought to help, drinking water days, or weeks before the test does absolutely nothing.