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I'm seeing a girl, it's not really anything serious. We've been making out a few times a week since Novemberish. We go out on dates occasionally, but she happens to live in my building so its more just a nighttime/sleepover buddy kind of thing. No sex has happened yet. What's an appropriate gift to get her?
Than\ks
1) Do something typical (flowers, chocolates, etc)
2) Do something thoughtful (that suits her. Not typical)
3) Do something unpredictable and/or seemingly spontaneous (it's exciting for her)
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Give her a "Dick in a Box".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
*NOT WORK SAFE*
Last edited by Guido; 02-09-2007 at 03:13 PM.
5'9" 195 lbs
DL 600x1
SQ 490x1 (raw)
BP 430x1 (shirted), 320x1 (raw)
SN 209x1 C+J 250x1
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"Most people don't want to learn new things. They only want to hear about things that validate crap they're already doing." - Mike Boyle
I was thinking the EXACT same thing..
Here's the work-safe version: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/censored.shtml
A child does not learn to squat from the top down. In other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and make the conscious decision to stand. Squatting precedes standing in the developmental sequence. This is the way a child's brain learns to use the body as the child develops movement patterns. Therefore, a child is probably crawling, rocks back into a squatting position with the back completely relaxed and the hips completely flexed, and stands when he has enough hip strength. This approach makes a lot of sense and can be applied to relearning the deep squat movement if it is lost. -Gray Cook
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Blog: http://squatrx.blogspot.com/
1) Cut a hole in a box.
2) You put your junk in that box.
3) Make her open that box.
(with accompanying hand motions/singing)
Status: Cutting...Heavily
"Squats make the ghetto booty"-Me
"No matter how much you lift, just remember that on the other side of the world, a little chinese girl is warming up with your max"-bIgHwN86
"Reach for some self discipline."-Holto
Hahaha. Doesnt get any better than that.
If she's got a job - send her flowers to her work.
-Stray-
"When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win." - Ed Macauley
I work out because I have two daughters.....and one day they'll be teenagers.
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