-Girls like big strong men, all the other men has to find a niche or a thing they supposedly love, you know...like saving whales or reading books, to get laid.
-Look..first I am scared little freezing virgin munk, but then I bare my self and I am nothing like a freezing virgin!
-Then I saw a little african boy sleeping, and I thought...that is little Okeke, he is tired from herding all the goats and the big goat got away today.
Originally Posted by fixationdarknes
A guy I work with once won an essay contest called "Why Mr. T Should Deliver Donuts to My Office."
His wish was granted.
Needless to say, I forwarded this to him!
He called Marta "A real hotdog"
Best lifts: 600/470/660, Raw w/ Wraps
I pity the fool who watched those to the end.
Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool is the greatest documentary ever, it should be shown to every single children and should be playing in every theaters.
Stay in milk, and get at least 8 hours of drugs!
"I would have had sex with a pornstar, slapped a bitch and stole someone's dog." - deeder
"Ever heard the term "screwing like rabbits? There's a reason it came about, and it has nothing to do with putting up drywall." - mrelwooddowd
"If you are looking for a workout that will make you sore, you need to reassess your priorities, and perhaps look for an S&M club in your area." - Paul Stagg
"I do encourage that people laugh at the fact I've put ass creme on my face." - Rock Steady
"I look like a condom full of walnuts." - Risk10k
"...the mothers would hang out of the window to get a piece of my little peanut ass and my bronzelike skin." - Rock
HAHA "Treat your mother right" the best song of all time.
If one person can do something, anyone can learn to do it.
Do what you've always done and get what you've always gotten.
There is no failure, only feedback.
"Journey of 1000 miles starts with a single step".--Lao Tzu