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Wannabebig Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
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You know your a bodybuilder when? 100
1. getting a cold is the worst thing in the world, it means weight loss, no gym and loss in size
![]() 2. shopping with the misuss you offer to hold the bags so you can do arm curls with them ![]() 3. you shop for t shirts which really shouldnt fit ya haha, so the guns bulgeee you? |
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A gallon a day, everyday!
Join Date: Apr 2007
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4. When the first thing you do when grocery shopping for food is look at the protein content.
5. You fart protein.
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My Journal Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light. Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Homer: Well, I have been eating more. |
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Wannabebig Member
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Smeagol on Steroids
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2,768
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6. You have the BMI of an aneroxic 11 year old, but it's okay because LOOK AT MY VASCULARITY!!!111!!!
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http://www.senseaboutscience.org.uk/ "There is no such thing as a hardgainer, just undereaters." -Unreal "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. " - Socrates |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 82
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7. You spend more time tanning then lifting
8. Your ass is smoother then your girlfriend's |
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Wannabebig Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
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9. the bigger you get the more you walk like a t-wat
Last edited by the hobo; 09-01-2009 at 12:46 PM.. |
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Atheist Lifter
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Jersey
Posts: 570
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10. Your arms workout consists of : dumbbell curls, dumbbell curls, dumbbell curls and barbell curls with an empty bar on the Squat rack!
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New training started (06DEC08) Equipment: Titan 5'7" @197Lbs Back to the Army...Jan 2010 |
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THE IRON NEVER LIES
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 203
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11. You mess your shorts doing squats
Last edited by given'er; 09-01-2009 at 01:01 PM.. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 464
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12. When the average looking girl doing a 135 free weight squat with perfect form grabs your attention more than the gym bunny girl on her cell phone.
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Age: 32 Height: 5'11" Weight: 218 Exercise-----May09----Present----Goal Squat:------255 X 5---405 X 4----405 X 5 Deadlift: ----275 X 5---450 X 2----495 X 5 Bench:------225 X 1---320 X 4----365 X 5 Overhead:---135 X 5---185 X 5----225 X 5 |
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Wannabebig Member
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
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13. When you go to see a movie, you make sure you have at least 1 protein bar in your pocket for a snack, instead of the popcorn your friends are eating...
Last edited by Eric Cartman; 09-01-2009 at 01:19 PM.. |
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Wannabebig Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Canada, MTL
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14 - When you plan your time (friends, chores around the house, events, parties) around your workout schedule.
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5'8'' 180 pounds Age: 34 Bench: 245*8 Squats: 310*8 Deads: 235*8 Last edited by Pumping Manny; 09-02-2009 at 07:30 AM.. |
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Big cheese, make me
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: ...la plataforma
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15. When the cashier at the grocery store looks at you like youre a freak. Who needs 4 gallons of whole milk anyway?
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The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune "The Olympic Snatch is gymnastics with a bar."
-Rippetoe Last edited by ZenMonkey; 09-01-2009 at 01:31 PM.. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 771
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16. When you walk by any mirror and take a double look at yourself and maybe show the guns if to many people aint looking.
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age: 19 height: 6'4 weight:207 short term goal: 225 Long term goal: Lean 250 |
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Wannabebigger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: California
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You continuously post questions about the best rep range
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Working toward the next.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Nebraska.
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18. When your six pack is more important that the amount you deadlift.
Yeah, six packs are cool, we all want one, but really? |
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its per se not per say
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Cockeysville, MD
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19. when you're Unholy. oh snap.
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My journal Goal(Current): 400(320) Bench Press 600(445) Dead Lift 500(405x2) ATG Squat Total: 1500(1170) "Divine Justice demands that the rights of both sexes should be equally respected since neither is superior to the other in the eyes of Heaven. Dignity before God depends, not on sex, but on purity and luminosity of heart. Human virtues belong equally to all!" -‘Abdul-Baha |
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Smeagol on Steroids
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Minnesota
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To each their own. Both require lots of discipline.
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http://www.senseaboutscience.org.uk/ "There is no such thing as a hardgainer, just undereaters." -Unreal "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. " - Socrates |
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its per se not per say
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Cockeysville, MD
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one of these days i'll have a 6 pack and deadlift 500lbs then lose it and deadlift 600 lbs then get it back and deadlift 625 then lose it and deadlift 650 and so on. one day...one day...
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My journal Goal(Current): 400(320) Bench Press 600(445) Dead Lift 500(405x2) ATG Squat Total: 1500(1170) "Divine Justice demands that the rights of both sexes should be equally respected since neither is superior to the other in the eyes of Heaven. Dignity before God depends, not on sex, but on purity and luminosity of heart. Human virtues belong equally to all!" -‘Abdul-Baha |
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Working toward the next.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Nebraska.
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A gallon a day, everyday!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 764
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haha I can relate.
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My Journal Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light. Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Homer: Well, I have been eating more. |
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squat heavy squat often
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,595
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when the amount of food you consume makes the average person concerned.
your car is full of empty water bottles (where you have to appologize because there's no room for the passanger)
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H: 5'7" W:170-173 1025 - Goals: 495 -315 -405 “Persistence Persistence.” - Calvin Coolidge. "It's a rare individual who lets themselves be steered by what they feel is their own passion"-Dave Tate Journal BGB(Baby Got Back) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 462
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When people ask how much you bench?
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Wannabebig Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 21
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when your asked regually? how big are your arms?
to which you reply...."not big enough" we always want bigger eh |
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Mr. Skinny Wrists
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sunny FLA
Posts: 149
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23. (i think its 23) When you have to buy pants with a way too big waist so you can fit them over your thighs AND still fit your phone in your pocket.
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5'9". 34. ----------------- BE 230 x 5 Bodyweight -------------- SQ 300 x 5 Jan 09: 151 lbs ---------- DL 300 x 2 Current: 211 lbs --------- Last edited by Nicky; 09-01-2009 at 05:10 PM.. |
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