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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Who can come up with a worse way to die?

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    having your balls bitten off by a tarantula lol

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    man, that's rough. I think a virus that eats your organs, slowly from the inside, would suck. I guess torture would suck too.
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    hmm, a "camel expert". I guess that is a great chosen career, especially just for when this type of incidence occurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickyjune26 View Post
    man, that's rough. I think a virus that eats your organs, slowly from the inside, would suck. I guess torture would suck too.
    Torture done the right way doesn't kill you though
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    Drowning in boiling water...Ive had long debates about this question before, or maybe dieing while having sex with a horse like that one guy in washington did
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    Farting and being turned inside out because of it.

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    Death by paper cut.
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    having your skin peeled off exposing all your nerve endings and then having someone take a steel bristle brush and scrub all of your exposed muscle. Finally, all your veins (don't veins return to the heart? can't remember) leaving your head will be blocked and slowly your head fill with blood and explodes.
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    rectal pear

    which is something they would put into your a-hole. Then, as they twist a big bolt inside of it, it expands and rips your rectum open and you eventually bleed to death.
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    my friend, sasha, just told me this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWebb78 View Post
    Torture done the right way doesn't kill you though
    Depends on the torture method. Certain methods were designed to prolong the dying process. The Chinese had a couple of fun methods. One was tying someone to a table and cutting them with a razor-sharp blade thousands of times. They'd bleed the victim to death over a period of days, sometimes weeks.

    Another one of the fun ones was the ball. A small steel ball was hung from a rope in the center of a room. The victim was nailed to a wall in the room and the ball was bounced off his forehead hundreds of times, each creating a small blunt force trauma. Eventually, the blood would build up in the cranial cavity and the brain would swell, crushing it inside the head. The victim would go blind and die in extreme agony.

    Quote Originally Posted by big ol' boy View Post
    rectal pear

    which is something they would put into your a-hole. Then, as they twist a big bolt inside of it, it expands and rips your rectum open and you eventually bleed to death.
    Actually, the pear was originally created as a way to punish women that committed adultery. Its use was later expanded to punish men convicted of homosexuality.

    I know far too much about torture. It's probably a good idea to stay on my good side.
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    Starving to death. I win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BilltheButcher View Post
    having your skin peeled off exposing all your nerve endings and then having someone take a steel bristle brush and scrub all of your exposed muscle. Finally, all your veins (don't veins return to the heart? can't remember) leaving your head will be blocked and slowly your head fill with blood and explodes.
    hmmmm.... i vote for this one
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    well this isnt very specific but TORTURE can mean alot of things. For example, having all of your fingers and toes broken, then burned, then eaten off by ants, while having a candiru fish up your 'you know what' and a whole bunch of other stuff, then drowned.

    basically, if your tortured to death, its going to be the worst way to go.
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    being eaten alive by rats... they eat everything

    takes about 12 hours of them constantly biting you...

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    Starving to death. I win.
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    having a bunch of cuts all over your body, then covered in salt, then honey and dumped on a huge ant pile
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    You guys are sick. O_o
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    Being tied down down on a table naked with one of those swinging axes above your genitalia. Than 20 naked women come in seduce you.

    Blood will rush to the penis causing an erection. The axe will chop off the penis and youll bleed to death, slowly.

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    Having your butt hole sewn shut then being fed mexican food and nitro tech until you explode.
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    Getting to be 90 years old and healthy, and having to watch your children, wife, friends and family die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phreak View Post
    Getting to be 90 years old and healthy, and having to watch your children, wife, friends and family die.
    ...****ing won.

    No beating that at all.

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    I just have to say that I'll never think of y'all the same after reading some of that.

    Quote Originally Posted by 235orbust View Post
    Drowning in boiling water...Ive had long debates about this question before, or maybe dieing while having sex with a horse like that one guy in washington did
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