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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatred View Post
    I hear that if you gather a bunch of acorns and throw them into a pot of water along with the baby it's quite tasty.

    Don't forget to stuff the baby's ass chock full O'nuts first.
    I want to thank you for this post. Laughed so hard I think an acorn just shot out of my ass.
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    Why would you want to eat acorns if there is perfectly normal food more easily accessible?

    If you want to be frugal, you could always become "freegan"

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    Quote Originally Posted by atmzsa View Post
    Why would you want to eat acorns if there is perfectly normal food more easily accessible?

    If you want to be frugal, you could always become "freegan"
    I'd sooner take my chances with poisonous acorns that dumpster dive for half-eaten burritos!

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    I knew a guy who's whole family ate acorns. They were pretty weird though. The kids went barefoot most of the year and only wore shoes when it got cold. The kids also referred to their parents as Ma and Pa. That was funnier than them eating acorns to me, the only time I'd heard about people calling their parents Ma and Pa was in books I'd read about hillbillies... that's some Little House on the Prairie type s##t... I felt sorry for the guy though. People picked on him and called him "Ratboy"... Kids can be cruel but that's another story entirely....

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    hahaahhhaa best thread EVER

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    When the United States reaches the stage of civil unrest, Acorns are the best option. I have the military survival handbook and recipe's on how to prepare and cook road kill. And lots of acorn recipes: acorn meal, bread e.t.c. If worst comes to worse.. I'm ready.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belial View Post
    One could only assume the preposterous verbosity utilized by the OP is designed to imply that this entire line of discourse is, well, a joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by TJ2389 View Post
    Guys there some kentucky blue grass outside my house...I was wondering if I should start eating it. Its free, and cows eat it. Look at how big they are! Pshh forget the acorns dude, squirrel eat acorns all the time and look at how tiny they are. Go for you lawn so you can be big as a cow.

    Quote Originally Posted by manowar669 View Post
    Grass is very nutritious, only you can't digest the cellulose in the leaves, but if you chew it, and spit out the pulp, you get some of those nutrients. I have a ****load of free lawn clippings for you if you want to come get them.
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    I remember reading this for the first time, I was sitting in the grad library and could not stop myself from laughing. It was so bad I had to walk to the bathroom so I could calm down, lol.
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    I ate them as a kidling, they are bitter.

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    lactating trees is the way to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sumorai View Post
    1. I was curious what they tasted like.

    2. They thought acorns may be healthy.

    3. The acorns were free.
    This made me lol. I'm having a sleepless night, so I tip my hat to you sir, for making it less miserable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OXplode View Post
    lactating trees is the way to go
    me: so this is the "pump" you speak of
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    Acorns seem to work for squirrels, so maybe? The only problem is I don't recall ever seeing any 250 pound powerlifting squirrels around......if I had I'd run like crazy.
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    i dont think squirrels have opposable thumbs either. they must use suicide grip

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    EAT THOSE ACORNS! they are as good as roids...
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    HAHA; this thread is too funny for this site. It should be on a comedy forum. You're all botards in the best sense, kudos.

    However; it really ticks me off how young people act like they're new age rebels, but they talk like 1920's conformist pigs. Like ''If the government, big buisnesses, local molestors aren't doing it; WHY WOULD YOU!?! Like OMGZERS''. Hey; if I grabbed some random weed out of my backyard, blended it into a paste with some of my butthairs, and it became a popular treat and a respected source of many nutrients (like crap molecules, yum); would you eat it and say it's Gods grand rainbow fart design? Just because people do things, it doesn't make them good. People smoke. They jerk off upside down while choking themselves. Human beings aren't really all that bright.

    Carp has incredible amounts of protien compared to other fish. I hear it's gross and is a bottom feeder. Most people won't eat it. You could, but most don't. Because most don't, would eating it be stupid? Is the opposite of conforimty ignorance? Especially in a totalitarion regime that we have. Kids these days. Look also at what cows eat (and guess what geniuses; it isn't grass); alfalfa. Alfalfa has an incredible nutritional profile, and if you can find some growing in a field for free, pick it. Most people wouldn't eat it, but don't crap on the people that will take an Afalfa supplement. Stop sucking uncle sams teat you emos! Lay off the different peeps around you (or as those dopes on lost so unintelligently call them: The Others), HAHA.

    And while we're on the cow subject: The March 25, 2002 issue of Hoard's Dairyman (the dairy farmers magazine) reveals a mixed menu of gourmet foods in a dairy cow's diet, including chicken feathers, blood, pork, fish, and soybeans. Just thought you might want to know that. *GAGS*

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    I thought I was on a budget for my weight lifting diet man. This dudes walking around the woods collecting acorns. LOL jk jk

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    I'm pretty sure I got an ab workout just from laughter.

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    I read Detard's post in this thread -

    So I did a search for "acorn" to see what was so funny. Enjoy, all you who missed it the first time.

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    This is some of the most ******o **** I've read on here. Amazing.

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    If you seriously want to collect a "free nut" from your backyard then collect those pinecones.

    This delicate and buttery nut, which contains the highest amount of protein of all nuts and seeds, comes in several varieties

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    best thread ever on this site, I laugh a little more every time I read it

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    How the fawk did I miss this before??? Classic stuff kids

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