UFC and beer go together like Jenna Jameson and STDs.
It’s customary to have a few pops — usually an excessive amount, actually — before, during and after big UFC events.
Like anything else, there are drinking games associated with each broadcast — most of it hinges on the comments of ringside announcers Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan.
As usual, I’m just here to pass along UFC goodness.
Take a gulp every Time Joe or Mike say:
“Styles make fights”
“War of attrition”
“We all know wrestlers don’t like to be on their backs”
“He’s no joke”
“Big right gand”
“IT IS AAAAAALLLLLLL OVER”
“He’s going for an Omoplata”
“In his world now��?
Take a couple of gulps when:
The camera pans to Tim Sylvia in the crowd while watching or talking about Cro Cop
When Cro Cop’s left high kick is mentioned
Randy Couture’s return is mentioned
Matt Hughes or Rich franklin are referred to as former UFC champs
Chug half your beer if:
Joe or Mike say Wow! Anderson Silva knows jiu-jitsu
Crowd chants USA during Silva or Crocop fights
Joe says, “He’s got it, he’s got it DEEP…oh wait he lost it”
Feel free to add to this list.