Well.. you've all had those bad days.....or maybe were a little groggy and under the weather, and need a little lift...
I just happened upon the greatest mood lifter since beginning my working life...
We've all done this; You walk into the bathroom to unleash the beast from within and someone comes walking in. You hold on for just a second until they leave... and release hell,tears and sweat praying noone comes in. to accidentally bear witness to the fecal armageddon you've bestowed upon the planet.
Well. I was a little tired today and perhaps a tad goofy from the puppy keeping me up all night..
I took a leak and washed my hands when this guy rushes in. Picks a stall and plunks his ass down. Now it's quiet. Really quiet. I think to myself: "I bet this is going to be a porcelain catastrophe and he's waiting for me to leave"
I do the unthinkable. I walk over to the door,open it but remain inside. Giving this man his Pseudo privacy. The door shuts.
"HRRRRRRNNNNHHHHHHHH!!." BLOOSH! TTHHBBBPPPPPPTTTTTT!!!!!!
"UH...whoooooooo" "Whooo Damn..!!"
I exploded with Hysterical Laughter and skidaddled... I'm still laughing with tears in my eyes.... not for what I heard.... but for this simple fact.
For the rest of this man's days for WHICHever company he works for, he's going to wonder to himself... "WHO IN THE HELL WAS IN THAT BATHROOM??!!"
And no Work poop will ever be the same.