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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    w0rd..
    lol

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    Haha, a most excellent bump Majt!
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    If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi

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    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    I missed this the first TWO times around. Just too funny.

    Me /pwn1ng by Xian Rookie's journal Rookie's Picture Thread

    Damn right you will be! We don't mess around down here. Liquor and Steel, that's what we're all about -Casey

    ROFL, oh man - I usually wait until I'm on the freeway to do that. What an idiot! -teufy doing what he does best.

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    I think I just wet myself laughing. Damn, that's not good.
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    Just because it's friday. And it's always healthy to laugh at midgets.
    Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me

    Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me

    ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino

    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle

    If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    lmao
    "The whole jedi thing was just not compatible with my lifestyle. My master was jelous he was always holding me back, -"be mindfull of the future, but live in the present"- what the hell does that mean? I even got my arm cut off...it just sucked. So i switched to the dark side and i havent looked back once...Now i am shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone, i even get to wear a cape.....its just boss. My name is Anikin skywalker and i am a sith lord."

    "i have the sex drive of 10 rabbits on viagra"

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    That's a lotta weight! :alcoholic
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    NO FREAKIN WAY!!! Thats just insane.

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    I couldnt help but bring this thread back to the top
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    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    You kill me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize....

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    :evillaugh
    Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me

    Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me

    ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino

    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle

    If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me

    Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me

    ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino

    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle

    If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

    Current FFFA Enforcer

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    LMAO!!!!

    But that pic ain't a motivator, more like a demotivator...
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    Wow, if he can lift that much shouldn't he be a champion?

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    That's gotta be a depth of like 5 inches for a full ROM for that guy.
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    Funny yet impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast
    Wow, if he can lift that much shouldn't he be a champion?
    Dunno if you're just kidding or not, but he has been the IPF world champ numerous times. Not last year, because what he wins on squat and bench (also a short bench stroke) he loses in the DL. His DL must comparable to mine, when standing on a 12" box and using a 3" thick bar. And still he DLs over triple bw too.

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    I was being serious. I would think he could win at almost anything, since he probably weighs 100 pounds or less. Crazy dwarfs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast
    I was being serious. I would think he could win at almost anything, since he probably weighs 100 pounds or less. Crazy dwarfs!
    In that case I'll provide the info:

    His name is Andrej Stanaszek, already has numerous IPF world titles and 2 world records: sQ: 300.5 kg (662), BP: 182.5 (402); all in the 52 (114) class.

    NB:
    He weighed 109 when he set them, so the squat is actually a legit 6x bw...

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    Leave it to the bloody dutch to bring some form of serious conversation to this thread!

    Can't we just laugh at midgets!
    Deadlifts are like women, they'll hurt you everytime, but they'll also make you a man. - Me

    Friends don't let friends do dumbell kickbacks. - Me

    ElP is the smartest man in the world. - Gyno Rhino

    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. -- Dan Quayle

    If do right, no can defense. -- Mr. Miyagi

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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    ElP has this thread bookmarked.

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    He just stumbles on it after doing a Google search for "midget singlet tight bulge hot".
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    holy crap..... thats just wrong. you would think they would ban midgets from such things..
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    LOL! omgz you made my day, Gyno.
    Last edited by Beast; 12-16-2004 at 11:21 AM.

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    heheheheh mine too!

    I wonder who would win in a fight between this midget and the jackass midget

    balls versus strenght, east meets west, russian midget against california midget, who will win!
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