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    In a drunken stupor...

    I agreed to let my friends wax my back and shoulders and videotape it. This goes down tomorrow afternoon. When I agreed, I made the stipulations that I need liquor, they have to come to my apartment, and I'm not going to pay for the supplies.

    That's when I found out that a girl that's been hanging out with us is an esthetician. She's got the kits ready to go. This is going to suck.

    What stupidity have you gotten yourselves into over the years?
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    who wants a hairy back and shoulders? that was your inner-self crying out for help. lol
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    Lots of ****, like trying to body skate on a 4 wheel dolly at my old job, and skating into the cardboard bailer at work on a pallet jack. Both resulted in alot of pain for me, and alot of laughing at my expense.

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    waxing does not hurt like most weenies make it out to.
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    On that note, the only way I'd EVER get anything waxed is for an absurd amount of money. Were talking 5 figures atleast and I doubt anyones going to offer me that kind of money to wax me... so I'm safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBBIRL View Post
    On that note, the only way I'd EVER get anything waxed is for an absurd amount of money. Were talking 5 figures atleast and I doubt anyones going to offer me that kind of money to wax me... so I'm safe.
    So if I had $5000 in my hand and said you can have this if you wax your legs, you would turn it down? I find that hard to believe. lol
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    Ide wax something for $1.

    Yup Im that desperate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WBBIRL View Post
    On that note, the only way I'd EVER get anything waxed is for an absurd amount of money. Were talking 5 figures atleast and I doubt anyones going to offer me that kind of money to wax me... so I'm safe.
    I would wax myself for 5 bucks.
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    NO FIN WAY!

    Nothing would make me wax the holy crusader and his 2 comrades, NOTHING.

    Ok so 4 digits, but nothing less then 4 digits.... $1000 is alot of money for a kid my age to just have handed to him or anyone really.

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    I don't know about the waxing thing, especially brazillain(ouch!), for I am not a very hairy mammal. Drunk stupid things, drunk wheelies in a bobcat(skidloader). That will intensify any headache you had comming. We borrowed a keg once by yelling "COPS" and everyone ran, we left with borrowed beer, drank as much as we could and used the SKS and .357mag for the rest. :alcoholic Blowed up some junk cars, towing an old 16' beecraft(no trailer,cmon now) down a mud road with some drunkards in the boat who were rating the driver on style points. Rednecks in the middle of nowhere know how to have a good time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWebb78 View Post
    waxing does not hurt like most weenies make it out to.
    I have absolutely no experience with it and so have no idea what to expect. All I know is that I hope this girl is good at what she does. I'll be drunk and on tape. If I can, I'll post it in the pictures/video forum.
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    I have heard its the same sensation as being tattoo'd. but i have no tats so I cant compare. but my back gets sun on a regular basis so it's not baby skin usually getting the wax, so maybe that helps me out a bit. should be a good video tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWebb78 View Post
    should be a good video tho
    That's my biggest reason for doing this. As long as it's funny, it's worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
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    Brazilian.

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    its all worth it in the end though
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    Psssht I'd do it for $100. I look good whether my body is full of hair or not.

    Seriously though is she gonna go between the cheeks? That would make this video 100% awesome but maybe not something you'd want to share on the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d'Anconia View Post
    Seriously though is she gonna go between the cheeks?
    Oh hell no. The ass hair stays where it is.

    I haven't heard from either of them yet, so I have no idea what's going on. I might get away without having to go through it...but something tells me I'm not that lucky.
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    Drinking beforehand is not the best idea. Alcohol thins the blood, which may increase the chance of bleeding (which is why you're not supposed to get ink done when drunk).

    1) It doesn't hurt that much. Only part that bugs me is my traps and rear delts. There's a thread here somewhere where Narcissus, myself and others discuss the ups and downs of waxing.

    2) If you're really worried about the pain, pop 3-4 ibuprofen 40 minutes before the waxing begins and you'll be fine.

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    As it happens, I lucked out...for a while anyway. My friend ended up too busy before heading back to finish up his last 3 weeks of AIT, then he's coming back here for a couple days before going to Ft. Carson. We're going to do it then.

    I'm not real sure what I'm nervous about. Pain doesn't really bother me, I suspect it's just the unknown. I'm a hairy bastard though, so this could take a while once it does happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VikingWarlord View Post
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    ^^^ cant top that one
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    This better be on YouTube, man. I also think you should be wearing a tutu for more comedic effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WBBIRL View Post
    On that note, the only way I'd EVER get anything waxed is for an absurd amount of money. Were talking 5 figures atleast and I doubt anyones going to offer me that kind of money to wax me... so I'm safe.
    Whats so bad about waxing? I would do it if you volunteered to pay for it...

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