yeah, remember when I refused to pay for Greg Kovac's autograph? Well... I just pissed off Jay Cutler for the same thing.
See, I was told at the local supplement shop that Jay Cutler would be there, and I asked if it was FREE autographs. Well, I was told that the picture and autograph is free. Cool... but learning from my first experience... I brought my own magazine with Jay Cutler in it to get signed, so I wouldn't be charged for a picture (even though I was told by the store that ISS pays for it)
I stand in line.. first off.. the guy is SICK. he's to ******* big.. it was disgusting. His face was all puffy and ****, he looked like he had down syndrome.. I am not trying to be rude or inconsiderate when I say that, it is just so true! He was way to big.. and it was just disgusting. Well, I took a late lunch to go there so I figured I'd wait it out.
I get to the front, he says "Whats your name?"
I said "Jamie"
he goes "what picture do you want?"
I am like -- "Will you sign my magazine instead?"
He goes -- "Yeah, but it counts as buying a picture".
I am like "Ok, and how much would that be?"
He says: "15 bux, and 5 if you want a picture with me, 25 for a hat and 40 for the book"
I jokingly said "Jesus, what does it cost to have you piss in a cup for me"
OUCH! I guess I shouldn't have said that.. I honestly didn't say that for a steriod reference.. I could have said ANYTHING!! Like 'How much does it cost for you to pick your nose.." but no, I went with "Piss in a cup"
Jay - paused.. pissed off look... "More then you can afford"
Me - "Well sorry man, but I am not paying for your autograph. I took a late lunch to come down and meet a pro, see what kinda deals I can get on supps, and get an autograph to have.. but I don't feel I need to pay for that"
Jay - very angry.. "Well, **** off then"
I was in complete shock, and a bit scared I was gonna get my ass kicked.
On the way out, I saw the employee who told me it'd be FREE and I said "Nice way to get me in the store.. and I was gonna buy a bunch of stuff, but I don't like false advertising"
Employee - "Huh?"
so, I told him he said it'd be free.. and he felt bad.. so he walked up to the table and asked Jay to sign one for me, and he'd pay for it. Jay refused.
Jay - "I am not signing an autograph for this kid" *turns to me and says* Didn't I tell you to **** off?"
The employee didn't know what to say... I thanked him anyways, and didn't buy nothing. I just left.. disappointed again.
I thought about writing to ISS or SSI or whatever, but **** it. It won't do anything. I'll live with the satisfaction that I will live longer then Jay Cutler, cuz he's gonna die of kidney or liver failure anyways... he looked like we was half way there.
Anyways.. I am out.. like the 15 bux the other suckers paid for his autograph!