I had to get my first suit last week for a job interview this Wednesday. I've never worn or owned a suit before so this whole looking nice thing is new to me. A few things I noticed;
1) I look damn good in a suit. This comes as no suprise to me, because I look damn good in general.
2) Suits are made for fat people (general population). The guy at the store had to give me a huge ****ing jacket just to fit my shoulders. Even though they took the waist in, it could still come in much much more.
3) I have no ****ing clue how to tie a tie. I had to take a test in fire school where we had to tie a total of 20 different knots blindfolded. I got 20 out of 20 in half of the allowed time. However, give me 3 hours, a step by step picture of how to tie a tie, and the thing still looks like ****.
4) Suits are expensive.
5) I wish Carhartt made suits. They would look nice as well as being functional. They would have a hammer loop and many utility pockets on the pants. This way I could wear my suit to work.
This is where I need help. The shirt had a large band around it that said 'NON-IRON'. How the **** do you get the wrinkles out?
haha...non-iron means it won't wrinkle. You can iron it. After washing it, it should come out of the dryer without wrinkles
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Suits aren't that expensive. I know the Mens Warehouse had a sale where you can get 2 suits for like $100.
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Do a barrel roll in the suit...
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/agree with every one on Mens warehouse, I have about 7 suits and 5 sport coats all from there...they are great for bigger guys.
however they arent cheap... expect to pay $350+ for a decent suit with alterations.
Their dress shirts are second to none though and GREAT service