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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

It’s no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    No more turning away G-B's Avatar
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    A riddle for you

    The maker doesnt want it.

    The buyer doesnt use it.

    The user doesnt see it.

    What is it?
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    "you are like my yoda." - chops

    "you are not like yoda at all!" - chops

    "shh...I'm only gay for pay" - ECTX

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    AH! (and it didnt include the words "shaved" or "balls")
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

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    Am I right?
    Last edited by Shane; 04-12-2002 at 07:47 PM.
    "you are like my yoda." - chops

    "you are not like yoda at all!" - chops

    "shh...I'm only gay for pay" - ECTX

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    Yes you are Shane.
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    Try this one...

    Four men sat down to play
    They played all night and through the day
    They played for gold and not for fun
    A seprate score for everyone
    When last they came to square accounts
    they all made quite fair amounts
    Can you the paradox explain
    If no one lost how did each gain?
    "you are like my yoda." - chops

    "you are not like yoda at all!" - chops

    "shh...I'm only gay for pay" - ECTX

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    slot machines!
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    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

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    Right on Gyno. Apparently Tryska is lucky in Vegas.

    I thought G-B might like that one since he's obviously really into cool music.
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    "you are not like yoda at all!" - chops

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    a man lay dead, shot in the back outside of a saloon. there were 53 bicycles on the ground beside him. why was the man killed???
    Do you have your tickets to the GUN SHOW???

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    he was caught cheating at poker. one extra card by the sound of it.
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    I think that I have a riddle/joke for you...

    L et me tell you how it goes...
    A fter work, Sean goes down to the bar...
    I nside, he tells the bartender, "I got fired today..."
    D runk as hell, the man next to him shouts, "What for?"

    T otally caught off guard, Sean mumbles something under his breath...
    R ather than ask him to repeat what he said, the drunk simply
    Y anks his pants off and shouts "Hallelujah!"
    S ean starts crying and pulls his 9, fires two shots, and
    K ills the drunk. The bartender asks him "Why the hell did you do that?" Sean
    A nswers with....


    what does he answer with?
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    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

    Pearls of Wisdom...


    Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!

    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    hahahahhahahahaha

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    Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

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    lol delphi i know this one........... just canlt remember........
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    Cause they taste funny.. Hardeeharhar..
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    "All that matters is beauty on the inside! Outside beauty doesn't matter!"
    ~This is something ugly people say to feel better about themselves...

    "Strength and size don't matter! It's not fair to judge training knowledge based on strength and size!"
    ~This is something wussy people say to feel better about themselves...

    Pearls of Wisdom...


    Resident Ninja Demon (with a pet Radioactive Sloth) and SchlonkeyMaster of WBB!

    Rock is my 'Big Viking Brother', and not in a homo-esque way.

    And no COLON jokes, bastards!

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    omg that laid tryska one is great

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    tryska got mine!!!
    Do you have your tickets to the GUN SHOW???

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    ok heres one id be suprised to see anyone figure out!!!

    your trapped in a room with no wndows
    the walls are made of steel
    there is a single locked door
    the only things in the room are
    1. a piano
    2. a calendar
    3. a bed(not a water bed)

    heres what you have to figure out:
    using all three objects, how do you:
    A. eat
    B. drink
    C. get out

    use your imgination to the fullest
    hint: meanings and useage of objects do not have to be literal!!!

    GOOD LUCK!!!
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    Eat dates from the calendar. Drink from the mattress springs. Get out by using one of the piano keys.

    Next!

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    How do you keep from starving on the beach?

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    eat the crabs and dead fish that was ashore.

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    A man lives in a 20 storeyed building. Every time he goes home he gets into the elevator, goes up to the 15th floor although he lives on the 18th floor. He walks up the stairs from the 15th to the 18th floor. Why?
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    always telling lies about me....*pout*
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    Sebi, is he too small to reach the 18th floor button?
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