A midget lives on the 26th floor.
every day he comes home from work, takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walks the stairs to the 26th from there.
This one has been posted a million times, too.
The answer: He has a huge dong, is homosexual, and likes cream cheese danishes.
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it has? well its cuz hes too short to reach the buttons above 20 on the elevator
ya, it has, check the thread that was up earlier this week.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to short!!! haha
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