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    Banned Reinier's Avatar
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    Another witty riddle.

    A midget lives on the 26th floor.

    every day he comes home from work, takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walks the stairs to the 26th from there.

    why?

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    MulletII - AKA Ninja Boner Gyno Rhino's Avatar
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    This one has been posted a million times, too.

    The answer: He has a huge dong, is homosexual, and likes cream cheese danishes.
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    *looks around for the gay midget.... aaah there you are Gyno...*

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    it has? well its cuz hes too short to reach the buttons above 20 on the elevator

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    ya, it has, check the thread that was up earlier this week.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to short!!! haha
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