The Perfect Attitude For The Perfect Woman..
1. I'll swallow it all! I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored... Lets shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Can you do it again?
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Wouldn't you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
10. Lets subsribe to Hustler.
11. Lets go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be outside painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf every Sunday. How about Saturday too?
14. Honey... our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come quick!
15. Is it too tight for you back there? Please try again...
16. No, no. I'll take the car in for the oil change.
17. You mother is way better than mine!
18. Do me a favour and just forget that Valentine's thing... You need those new clubs!
19. I understand. Our anniversary comes every year. You go ahead and go hunting with boys. I know what a stress reliever it is...
20. Oh come on.. what do ou say we get a good porno movie, a box of beer and a few joints. I'll get my friend Tammy for a three-way.
21. Not the mall again! Let's go and see that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I'll make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and start working on getting that nagging handicp down to a 7 or 8...
23. God! I swear! If I don't blow you soon, I'm going to bust!!!
24. I signed up for yoga, just so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
25. No, no, no... You stay in bed! Whatever it is, I'll take care of it. You need your sleep!