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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    little billy - jokes

    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one
    > >>> candy bar after
    > >>> another.
    > >>>
    > >>> After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him
    > >>> said, "Son, you know
    > >>> eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
    > >>> you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
    > >>> years old."
    > >>>
    > >>> "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6
    > >>> candy bars at a time?"
    > >>>
    > >>> "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f**king
    > >>> business!!"
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
    > >>>
    > >>> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
    > >>> on a fence and you
    > >>> shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
    > >>> She calls on little BILLY.
    > >>>
    > >>> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first
    > >>> gunshot."
    > >>>
    > >>> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like
    > >>> your thinking."
    > >>>
    > >>> Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There
    > >>> are 3 women sitting
    > >>> on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
    > >>> the sides of the
    > >>> triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down
    > >>> the top and sucking
    > >>> the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice
    > >>> cream. Which one is
    > >>> married?"
    > >>>
    > >>> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I
    > >>> suppose the one that's
    > >>> gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
    > >>>
    > >>> To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is
    > >>> 'the one with the
    > >>> wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an
    > >>> F in arithmetic.
    > >>>
    > >>> "Why?" asks the father."
    > >>>
    > >>> "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
    > >>> replied BILLY.
    > >>>
    > >>> "But that's right!" says his dad.
    > >>>
    > >>> "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
    > >>>
    > >>> "What's the f***ing difference? " asks the father.
    > >>>
    > >>> "That's what I said!"
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today
    > >>> we are going to
    > >>> learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
    > >>> example of a
    > >>> multi-syllable word?"
    > >>>
    > >>> BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."

    Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."

    Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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    Nice.
    Push the envelope/Watch it bend.

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    hehehe

    that little billys got a potty mouth.
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    I like the second one best

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    I like the first..... im gonna use that when people in my sisters uni tell me bodybuilding is bad for you this afternoon

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    lol
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    baha. god bless little billy.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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