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    little billy - jokes

    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one
    > >>> candy bar after
    > >>> another.
    > >>>
    > >>> After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him
    > >>> said, "Son, you know
    > >>> eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
    > >>> you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
    > >>> years old."
    > >>>
    > >>> "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6
    > >>> candy bars at a time?"
    > >>>
    > >>> "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f**king
    > >>> business!!"
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
    > >>>
    > >>> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
    > >>> on a fence and you
    > >>> shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
    > >>> She calls on little BILLY.
    > >>>
    > >>> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first
    > >>> gunshot."
    > >>>
    > >>> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like
    > >>> your thinking."
    > >>>
    > >>> Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There
    > >>> are 3 women sitting
    > >>> on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
    > >>> the sides of the
    > >>> triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down
    > >>> the top and sucking
    > >>> the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice
    > >>> cream. Which one is
    > >>> married?"
    > >>>
    > >>> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I
    > >>> suppose the one that's
    > >>> gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
    > >>>
    > >>> To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is
    > >>> 'the one with the
    > >>> wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an
    > >>> F in arithmetic.
    > >>>
    > >>> "Why?" asks the father."
    > >>>
    > >>> "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
    > >>> replied BILLY.
    > >>>
    > >>> "But that's right!" says his dad.
    > >>>
    > >>> "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
    > >>>
    > >>> "What's the f***ing difference? " asks the father.
    > >>>
    > >>> "That's what I said!"
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
    > >>>
    > >>> Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today
    > >>> we are going to
    > >>> learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
    > >>> example of a
    > >>> multi-syllable word?"
    > >>>
    > >>> BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."

    Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."

    Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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    Nice.
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    hehehe

    that little billys got a potty mouth.
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    I like the second one best

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    I like the first..... im gonna use that when people in my sisters uni tell me bodybuilding is bad for you this afternoon

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    baha. god bless little billy.
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