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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

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    the zombie thread..

    So.. it's 2012 and the time has come, for the Zombieplague.

    28 days later/dawn of the dead zombies that have motor skills, no pussy ass old school zombies.

    There is no interspecies infection so you only need to worry about ex-human zombies.

    Typical rules apply, if you're bitten you turn. If you die, you turn, etc..


    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    3)What are you wearing?
    4)What do you do?
    5)Where do you go?
    6)What do you do when you get there?
    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    11)Where do you rest?
    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?



    lol, this spun off a different thread.. Thought I'd have some fun with it. Give us your feedback for WBBZombies!

    If you think of more questions to ask, feel free to let me know and I'll add them.
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    Screw weapons, I would just plant a garden of watermelons, peas, walnuts, potatoes, and surrond them by pumpkins. I would sit around the house watering my garden.



    Very very fun game. Totally addictive and a blast to play.
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    I'll go first:

    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    2 rueger p345, 2 s&w 500, 1 machete, 1 security shotgun. 2 for back holster, 2 for shoulder holster, machete on right side of back, shotgun on left side of back.

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    old school hummer all the way.. AR15 and M1A .308, rocket launcher, air tank, baseball bat, axe

    3)What are you wearing?
    Black cargo pants, white t-shirt with a pocket on the front and black sharpie handwritten F-Zombiez, also have a red/black flannel for when it's chilly, or zombiez are on the prowl.

    4)What do you do?
    Kill everything.

    5)Where do you go?
    Assuming my wife is alive, we head to her parents house. They are zombies. We kill them and hit the road to Florida, to see if my family is still "normal".

    6)What do you do when you get there?
    1 of my brothers are still alive , my parents and other brother are zombiez, killed by my brother, Luke. Afterwards, we head up to North Carolina to check on Aaron, my other brother. He has made it and is fending off multiple zombiez in his platoon. We chime in and kick ass.

    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    Milk and doritos on occasion. Mainly I eat protein from small animals. Also HoHos..

    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    I was charged by 10 zombies when I ran out of bullets in all of my pistols. I nailed 5 of them before I ran out. I decapitated a 6th with my machete before being thrown on the floor with 2 more. My wife pops 2 more of the zombiez before they turn their direction to her. 4 more zombiez rush her. 6 zombiez chasing my wife, 6 rounds in the shotgun. I grabbed the baseball bat and threw it to her. I picked off 4 zombiez quick, but the others were too close to shoot without an extreme casualty. Quickly, she turns around and bashes one of their heads in, at this time I run in and tackle the zombie, death stomping its head.. That was a close call

    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    1) Shoot out the knee caps first. Then play t-ball.
    2) In the gym... I like to drop dumbbells on their faces

    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    Me, my wife and 2 brothers..

    11)Where do you rest?
    In the hummer

    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    Keep my wife alive

    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    Kill them quickly, no torture.

    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    M1A fto the forehead rom 300yrds

    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    Chained to a post with a dog-leash, using the air tank to poke holes in various parts of their body... no country for old men style..

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    Of course, you must be fit to reign supreme to zombiez. You never know when you'll have to engage in hand to hand combat. I make sure to find a gym everywhere I go, and train at least 3 times per week. I carry my weapons with me EVERYWHERE..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSully View Post
    So.. it's 2012 and the time has come, for the Zombieplague.

    28 days later/dawn of the dead zombies that have motor skills, no pussy ass old school zombies.

    There is no interspecies infection so you only need to worry about ex-human zombies.

    Typical rules apply, if you're bitten you turn. If you die, you turn, etc..


    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen? Do biceps count, because that would take up 2 guns? If not, Edricks sword, Edrick's armor, the silver shield, the hurt more spell, an AK-47, and sex panther
    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?That big ass Dreadknock thing from Death Race. An atomic bomb, RPG's a red turtle shell, green turtle shell, lightning bolt, and Barry Manilow in the CD Player
    3)What are you wearing? My 8th grade football uniform
    4)What do you do? Whatever the **** I want!
    5)Where do you go? Benton, PA
    6)What do you do when you get there? Set up Zombie traps in the woods
    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?Twinkies
    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?When I try to act like a zombie to infiltrate their ranks and they make me when I won't eat my girlfriend's leg
    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies? Impaling
    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack? Loner
    11)Where do you rest? The hunting cabin in Benton
    12)What do you do for teh p00n? Try to save my girlfriend. If she becomes a zombie, save the hottest girl I can find. When I get sick of her, use her for zombie bait.
    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member? Let them go if they don't see me. If them do, put em down
    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies? That exploding heart punch thing from Kill Bill
    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)? Read them Sean Katterle's posts from over at Powerlifting Watch
    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    and last but not least I would sing that song "Pretend that we're dead"

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    That would be the least of my worries. There are freaking Zombies trying to eat me and all I have is twinkies!


    lol, this spun off a different thread.. Thought I'd have some fun with it. Give us your feedback for WBBZombies!

    If you think of more questions to ask, feel free to let me know and I'll add them.
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    Gimme a flame thrower, rocket launcer, an army tank, couple LMG's, grenades, and an axe and i'll kill em all.

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    I would not want a flame thrower. It might not kill them quickly enough and then you have fire zombies chasing you. Plus, the dude with the flame thrower dies in every movie, usually because it gets punctured and blows up.

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    Oh, and an unlimited supply of monkey bombs (call of duty 5. they attract all zombies then explode).

    I'll corner them all inside the walls of a prison, and fire my rocket launcher and flame thrower at them.
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    1 vehicle: M12 LAARV (Warthog)

    Conclusion, everything dies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSully View Post
    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    2 .45's
    2 9mm's
    1 m4 shotgun
    1 machete


    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    H1 hardtop, reinforced glass, welded rear doors, cow catcher powder coated black, stainless steel replacement bumper, rear basket, jagged rebar mounted to the front of the replacement bumper to impale zombies in place should they get stuck on the cow catcher

    m60 mounted to said H1, mp5, grenades, 7mm magnum rifle of some kind, m249, riot shield

    3)What are you wearing?
    riot gear with a mail undershirt, riot helmet with plexiglass visor

    4)What do you do?
    I would roam until I was bored with being alive

    5)Where do you go?
    First, I would goto Bulknutrition's warehouse in NC and I would stock up. then I would go somewhere colder such as a nice part of the Hudson Bay area. Somewhere near water and yet very cold in the winter

    6)What do you do when you get there?
    establish a settlement of some kind -- zombies are less likely to occupy frozen areas

    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    as much canned food as I can get, tuna, chicken, beans, etc

    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    While cleaning out BulkNutrition's warehouse, I am forced to kill a variety of former -- now zombie -- employees who are somehow still diligently on the job ignoring emails and shipping items late

    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    Definitely with the cow catcher

    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    Loner, but I would take in up to 2 females

    11)Where do you rest?
    Never, the moment you let your guard down, a zombie will bite you

    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    See #10

    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    Give them the nod then put em down

    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    probably the cow catcher

    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    M60

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    "My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father..PREPARE TO DIE

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    I would have to give up serious lifting. i would, however, carry an empty barbell and 2 45s in my H1 for barbell circuits when I could find a safe place to work out quickly.
    I think the vehicle choice is really what makes or breaks you. also the choices depend on the kind of zombies. if theyre dawn of the dead zombies, you can get blood on you and not be affected. but if you get 28 days later blood in your eyes or an open cut, you turn into a zombie. if theyre DOTD zombies, I would wear canvas pants, heavy boots, a t-shirt with a long sleeve mail undershirt, canvas gloves. sideways underarmor hat.
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    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    AR15, Pistol Grip Pump shotty, Desert eagle .50, 30.06, shrapnel grenades

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    M1A1 Abrams Tank with a 120mm main cannon, with two mini guns strapped to the front, and 2 MA2 (Ma Duece) guns strapped to the back, flame thrower on the front

    3)What are you wearing?
    Im shirtless with a bullet proof vest on, wearing straps with the shrapnel grenades across my chest, walk with the AR15, have the pump shotty, and the 30.06 across my back and holster for the desert eagle. Camo Pants with black boots

    4)What do you do?
    [B]Kill Zombies, and look for live people, and food[B]

    5)Where do you go?
    From my current location i head east toward Louisiana, good place with lots of water and wetlands to possibly find food, too dry to go westward. Look for water and live people, also lots of refineries in that area for me to fuel my vehicle

    6)What do you do when you get there?
    look for food, live people, kill zombies, refuel, keep moving..

    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    hopefully i can find some wild game to slaughter for meat and eat vegetation off the land

    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    accidently banging a hot chick who turns out to be a zombie, but i shot her in the face with my desert eagle point blank when im cumming, so i came and she went

    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    Shotty slugs to the head, or shrapnel grenades in packs

    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    I'm the leader of the pack, strength in numbers

    11)Where do you rest?
    in my tank

    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    im sure ill find some women along they way i find alive to bone

    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    May the good lord take a liking to them because they have to go

    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    Splatter their innards against a wall

    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    Slow dismemberment with the tracks of my tank

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    PHONE CHECK *****!!!!

    and last but not least


    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    **** yeah, i do Zombie tosses to replace kettle bell work, and drag them around under the wheel of my tank for my GPP.


    lol, this spun off a different thread.. Thought I'd have some fun with it. Give us your feedback for WBBZombies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSully View Post
    So.. it's 2012 and the time has come, for the Zombieplague.

    28 days later/dawn of the dead zombies that have motor skills, no pussy ass old school zombies.

    There is no interspecies infection so you only need to worry about ex-human zombies.

    Typical rules apply, if you're bitten you turn. If you die, you turn, etc..


    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    - AK74 with grenade launcher
    - Mossberg 500 with tactical setup
    - 2 .9 MM
    - Broad Sword

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    - Blackhawk Helicopter
    - 3 GatlingGuns 2 on each side and one underneath.
    - 3 Sniper Rifles

    3)What are you wearing?
    - Raspberry Colored Thong
    4)What do you do?
    - Get in my helicopter and fly directly to the Playboy mansion
    5)Where do you go?
    - The Playboy mansion
    6)What do you do when you get there?
    - Rescue all the lovely ladies and create my army of insane hotties in camo bikinis, who pledge their undying love to me for saving their lives.
    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    - Since I am in a helicopter I simply go wherever I want, repel into the store while the gatling guns clear the perimeters.
    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    - After entering into the Playboy mansion I gather some of the ladies and have a meeting out in the grotto since it is hidden and zombies can't swim real well. As I am getting a sensual crotch massage this old zombie sneaks up on me, but he isn't like a 28 days later zombie, he is an old school slow moving zombie. At the last second I grab my Broad Sword and hack off his head. Unfortunately it was Hugh Hefner, but I guess less competition for me.
    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    - Go to a tall building and attract all the zombies to come to the roof and then hover the helicopter real close to the edge and watch them try to jump at the helicopter and plummet to their death.
    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    - Fight in an awesome hot chick pack.
    11)Where do you rest?
    - Playboy mansion
    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    - Need you ask.
    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    - Lure them into the zoo and keep them captive in a cage, just in case there is a cure that is found.
    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    - Tilt Helicopter at an angle and let the blades do the magic
    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    - Shoot zombie with dart. While unconscious, secure the zombie. Get a rat, put rat on zombie stomach, cover rat with metal pot, heat up pot and watch rat eat through zombies stomach. Broad sword to cut head off. Put head on pike in front of the playboy mansion.
    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    - Come Get a Taste
    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    - I would concentrate more on cardio and functional things for my life of killing zombies and pounding playboy bunnies.


    lol, this spun off a different thread.. Thought I'd have some fun with it. Give us your feedback for WBBZombies!

    If you think of more questions to ask, feel free to let me know and I'll add them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCorey75 View Post
    accidently banging a hot chick who turns out to be a zombie, but i shot her in the face with my desert eagle point blank when im cumming, so i came and she went
    i lol'd
    "Fine, if I'm not allowed to light it on fire, can my imaginary friend?"

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    You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?

    M40 Sniper rifle, 2 Remington 1100 shotguns, katana (samurai sword), 2 desert eagles

    You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?

    Truckasaurus. Flamethrower, old painless (the minigun from Predator), RPG7 rocket launcher, sledgehammer, land mines.

    What are you wearing?

    Shritless. Full length camouflage pants. Boots. Black headband. The katana is on my back and I carry the two shotguns.

    What do you do?

    Kill the zombies, rescue the girl, save the f***in day

    Where do you go?

    Into town.

    What do you do when you get there?

    Search for other survivors. Stock up on food and petrol.

    What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?

    I would live off the land.

    What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?

    I cant think of anything funnier than what BigCorey said.

    What is your favorite way to kill zombies?

    Decapitation.

    Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?

    Loner

    Where do you rest?

    In the cab of Truckasaurus.

    What do you do for teh p00n?

    Im sure all the girls whose lives I save will do whatever I ask.

    What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?

    Make it as quick as possible.

    What is your fastest way to kill zombies?

    Sniper rifle from 1500 metres.

    What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?

    Chinese water torture.

    Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?

    This is for my brother and this is for my father etc etc

    and last but not least

    Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?

    Of course.

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    Recently had a dream where I was running from zombies so not cool. It seemed like every time they would eventually catch me and start biting me my dream would just start over with me somewhere else.

    One key thing I think was missed is can the infection spread like it can in 28 days later? For instance if a shot gun blast got zombie blood in my eyes would I then become infected?
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    Quote Originally Posted by method115 View Post
    One key thing I think was missed is can the infection spread like it can in 28 days later? For instance if a shot gun blast got zombie blood in my eyes would I then become infected?
    yes, any membrane contact with the blood infects you. it completely changes the strategy.. you dont want any close combat with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCorey75 View Post
    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    accidently banging a hot chick who turns out to be a zombie, but i shot her in the face with my desert eagle point blank when im cumming, so i came and she went
    I wonder if banging a zombie would infect you.. definitely in 28 days later.. but DOD?

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    Typed this up real quick last night while at work ....

    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?

    Ruger 10/22 w/ silencer
    30.06
    AK-47
    Crowbar
    Glock .40
    MP5


    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?

    Vehicle - H1 Hummer

    Beretta .50 sniper riffle
    M60 machine gun
    Katana
    Street sweeper shotgun
    Having trouble thinking about more weapons, would always strive for lower caliber reliable weapons or blades (swords donít run out of ammo)


    3)What are you wearing?

    Light weight Kevlar body mesh and/or an ass ton of denim or leather.


    4)What do you do?

    Go to Wyoming in the middle of freakin no where hopefully on a platue and start a new life, after the area is secured.


    5)Where do you go?

    See above


    6)What do you do when you get there?

    Kill zombies, fortify the area, kill more zombies


    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?

    Cereal grains and livestock


    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?

    While pooping.


    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?

    1000 yard head shot.


    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?

    pack


    11)Where do you rest?

    In the H1 until the fort is built


    12)What do you do for teh p00n?

    Bang the 9 hot chicks i've rescued along the way.


    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?

    Head shot


    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?

    Thermonuclear explosion errr.. head shot.


    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?

    Jumping for brains

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    Get some!


    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?

    Should be in great shape from the whole running for my life and carrying everything I need to survive. Also might try out zombie power cleans!
    Last edited by jp2; 01-06-2010 at 07:11 AM.

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    haha most of everyones answers are great!

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    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    Sawed-off Shotgun, Aluminum baseball bat, Fire Ax, Samurai Sword, Glock 9mm, Bowie knife. Stuff that I could carry fairly easily, plus could wield at long or short-range. Guns are only used during pursuit/getaway situations in order to conserve ammo.

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    M1 Abrams tank (Did I mention that the tank is a tank?)

    In addition to the weapons on the tank, an AK-47, a grenade launcher, a sledge hammer, plastic explosives, dynamite, and a flame-thrower.

    3)What are you wearing?
    Cargo shorts, a sleeveless flannel shirt, steel-toed hiking boots, lots of ammo belts. If I'm going to get bit, it's happening regardless of how much I'm wearing, so I'm going for comfort and utility here.

    4)What do you do?
    Get the F out of Dodge.

    5)Where do you go?
    Head for the water, find a boat get away from shore and drop anchor. I've never seen a zombie swim or pilot a boat.

    6)What do you do when you get there?
    Wait for it to blow over.

    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    Pork Rinds, Snickers and Water. Stock up before I get on the boat.

    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    Getting from the convenience store back to the tank. Nobody around when I got there, but they were swarming when I left. Lucky I brought the Bowie knife and the shotgun into the store with me.

    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    Shotgun blast to the head.

    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    I keep my best friends with me, only the ones I can trust to kill me if I get bitten.

    11)Where do you rest?
    There is no resting while zombies are about. Run dummy, run!

    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    I grabbed a stack of nudies from the convenience store and I met Rose McGowan during my travels. That'll do just fine.

    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    Think about all the times they pissed me off, blow them away and feel bad about it later.

    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    Samurai sword to cut off the head. Zing.

    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    I don't mess around. The closest I'll get to torture is bludgeoning them with a bat until the brain is mushed. Plus zombies don't feel pain, so torturing them is a waste of my time and effort.

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    Probably something incoherent like SHALLAMALLABAM!!

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    I can get back to that when this is over. For now I'mma be eating my pork rhinds and banging Rose McGowan on my boat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSully View Post
    So.. it's 2012 and the time has come, for the Zombieplague.

    28 days later/dawn of the dead zombies that have motor skills, no pussy ass old school zombies.

    There is no interspecies infection so you only need to worry about ex-human zombies.

    Typical rules apply, if you're bitten you turn. If you die, you turn, etc..


    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen? Ruger SR-9, Shovel, Grenades, Flame Thrower, M4A1 tactical carbine with grenade launcher, industrial meat grinder

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen? Audi R8 supercharged V10 lined with bulletproof steel and kevlar that would run on ethanol and I would grind up my dead zombies with the meat grinder and turn them into zombie fuel My other 6 weapons would be 3 remote controlled space lasers, and 1 atomic bomb, SOG Jungle primitive survival knife and a .22 to kill any annoying people

    3)What are you wearing? I would be coated in a layer of breathable teflon. I like to be zombie resistant when possible hopefully the teflon would be transparent so it would fool the zombies into thinking I conquer in the nude

    4)What do you do? kill ****
    5)Where do you go? The white house, the country needs a competent leader
    6)What do you do when you get there? kill zombobama
    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)? slim jims
    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience? waking up to a zombie whore who is licking my face and i pull out my survival knife and slice her in half from crotch to head
    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies? With an old donna summers LP I find in the lincoln bedroom in the whitehouse
    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack? loner, people are undependable and expect too much
    11)Where do you rest? oval office
    12)What do you do for teh p00n? I save my testosterone for killing things
    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member? kill them
    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies? headshot
    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)? pulling off their limbs and watch them waddle around like a potato that has fallen off the counter
    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies? die mother****er die mother****er die!
    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman? I focus on GPP with hand to hand combat with zombies

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    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    Survival knife, Barrett M107 .50cal sniper rifle, Bushmaster ACR, Benelli M1014, H&K MP5k, Magnum Desert Eagle

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    FV4034 Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank.
    Samurai sword (duh!), grenades, rocket launcher, chainsaw, claymores, FN M240

    3)What are you wearing?
    That Juggernaut suit from MW2 (are you seeing a pattern here?)

    4)What do you do?
    I'm an attorney. I represent the grieving non-infected humans campaigning a massive multi-party law suit against the zombies.

    5)Where do you go?
    Somewhere I could find a nuclear sub.

    6)What do you do when you get there?
    Get in it and go underwater.

    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    That thing is stocked Sun Chips and Almond Snickers.

    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    They blow up the tank somehow after I get out of it but the blast throws me into the sub.

    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    I summon Chuck Norris whose fist (the one that comes out of his chin) strikes them so hard in the face their entire body explodes.

    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    I am a loner but I have a ton of hot babe 10s chasing after me for reasons above and below suffice to explain.

    11)Where do you rest?
    Latex mattress bed.

    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    See question 10.

    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    Encase them in Carbonite in hopes of a cure in the future.

    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    Head chopped off with Samurai sword.

    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    Pube beard a la Sunny.

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    Do you like these shoes!?

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Progress View Post
    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    Pube beard a la Sunny.
    I believe that is called the Gorilla Mask. (Wife got me all the seasons on DVD for XMAS).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BilltheButcher View Post
    I believe that is called the Gorilla Mask. (Wife got me all the seasons on DVD for XMAS).
    Thank you. The name escaped me. Tea bagging, as you know, is another viable option.

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    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?

    (2) Glock 23's, Barrett M107 .50cal sniper rifle,AK-47,Ar-15

    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?

    Military Spec Hummer,Samuri Sword,Rambo Survival knife,Tactical Shotgun,Small Chainsaw, Fighing hatchet,.380 for the Ankle

    3)What are you wearing?

    All Black Fatigues,Bulletproof vest,Combat Boots(lightweight),Black hat and Oakleys

    4)What do you do?

    Grab my niece,go to the local Titty bar and grab all the strippers(they are all single mothers anyhow)


    5)Where do you go?

    Local Armory

    6)What do you do when you get there?

    Defend my post,attempt to procreate

    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?

    Beef jerky,Water,Chips

    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?

    Shot two at point blank range making a food run

    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?

    .40 cal to the head

    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?

    I am alone,having to watch out for someone else will just slow me down

    11)Where do you rest?

    In the Bunker in the Armory

    12)What do you do for teh p00n?

    I brought the strippers,gotta knockem all up so humans can live on!

    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?

    Shoot on site,Family is for the weak

    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?

    .50 Cal to the chest,they just explode

    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?

    I don't play with them,thats what the strippers are for

    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?

    Your a daisy if you do!

    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?

    All the bangin and runnin should be enough,However I prob would do some strongman work with various stuff at the Amory

    Bishes love Zombie Killers
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    1)You get to choose 6 weapons to carry. What have you chosen?
    Too many, Probably a shotgun, Lots of ammo, Hand Cannon, Lightsaber
    2)You get to choose 1 vehicle and 6 more weapons. What have you chosen?
    Vehicle: gurkha lapv, weapons: RPG launcher, vulan mini gun, a few other guns for stragglers I pick up.
    3)What are you wearing?
    stab proof kevelar vest, Jeans, thermo long sleeve shirt and a jacket
    4)What do you do?
    Try and locate family and friends
    5)Where do you go?
    Where I would most likely find them, Then to the mountains.
    6)What do you do when you get there?
    Camp out. Try and help as many survivors as possible.
    7)What is your primary source of food (available at all convenient stores)?
    Twinkies.
    8)What is your closest near zombiedeath experience?
    random straggler that hid that he was bitten turns and attacks me
    9)What is your favorite way to kill zombies?
    Beheading via lightsaber
    10)Are you a loner or do you fight in a pack?
    in a pack
    11)Where do you rest?
    commercial cooler that has no power.
    12)What do you do for teh p00n?
    Girlfriend. If girlfriend dead then scared hot chick?
    13)What do you do when you see a Zombie family member?
    kills them
    14)What is your fastest way to kill zombies?
    shotgun to the face or minigun
    15)What is your favorite zombie torture method (for your amusement)?
    limbless zombie trying to get at my flesh, starving to death
    16)Favorite thing to yell while killing zombies?
    Hail to the king baby.
    and last but not least

    17)Do you keep up your weight training? GPP? Strongman?
    If possible but more GPP style similar to a gymnast.
    Best unequipped meet lifts - 120kg Open class
    Sq: 629lbs
    Bp: 330lbs
    Dl: 585lbs
    Training since Dec 2008.

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