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    Quote Originally Posted by Progress View Post
    CLIFFS: Some skinny kid tries to lift the OPs weights in an attempt to prove he's a "beast" to his "girl" who is present in the gym. He injures his back and whines like a baby.

    Interesting thing is he did do what he does and continued lifting his weights whilst the beast cried on the floor.
    Ah. Ok. This prompted me to actually read it though it took 3 tries since I have the attention span of a goldfish when it comes to reading words on a screen.

    I agree with Elwood. Should have walked out with the girl. I'd just have tossed her over my shoulder. Might even have teabagged the dude on the floor or at least farted on his head.
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    you guys are on point. a shirt 20 sizes too large. "shorts" that are as long as pants. and a flat billed cap cocked to the side. whoever said the checkit checkit thing while he described how "beast" he was must have been there hiding in the back of my gym watching this clown! you guys are great, i guess we have all come across this ......"breed" of human being at some point in our lives. for reference lets just say he was similar to this ******......
    I may have "Love" on my head, but i have Hate in my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kool View Post
    you guys are on point. a shirt 20 sizes too large. "shorts" that are as long as pants. and a flat billed cap cocked to the side. whoever said the checkit checkit thing while he described how "beast" he was must have been there hiding in the back of my gym watching this clown! you guys are great, i guess we have all come across this ......"breed" of human being at some point in our lives. for reference lets just say he was similar to this ******......
    haha, i had a feeling he would be something like that. theres actually a guy at my gym that works out in casual clubber/bro clothes and wears designer sunglasses while he works out, no joke. its very entertaining to see what some people will wear to the gym
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    I remember someone (HeavyBomber maybe?) posting a video of himself squatting in jeans and duct tape kneewraps. It was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kool View Post
    you guys are on point. a shirt 20 sizes too large. "shorts" that are as long as pants. and a flat billed cap cocked to the side. whoever said the checkit checkit thing while he described how "beast" he was must have been there hiding in the back of my gym watching this clown! you guys are great, i guess we have all come across this ......"breed" of human being at some point in our lives. for reference lets just say he was similar to this ******......
    dude iz ripped y0
    Age: 23 - Weight: 237 lbs - Height: 6'1''

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    Quote Originally Posted by d'Anconia View Post
    You guys need to check your calendars more often.
    Exactly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d'Anconia View Post
    You guys need to check your calendars more often.
    March 31st <> April 1st
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phenom View Post
    dude iz ripped y0
    moneyz jacked b

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKMass View Post
    March 31st <> April 1st
    Yo it's 2010, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Progress View Post
    Yo it's 2010, dawg!
    I don't get it...Or the calendar reference apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d'Anconia View Post
    You guys need to check your calendars more often.
    I don't get it.
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    I try to visualize that my girlfriend is under the weight and I have to push the weight up to save her. Of course it doesn't work and I just laugh as I think about the weight slowly crushing her bones. Then I remember it's me under the weight and give 200% effort to push it back up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixationdarknes View Post
    I don't get it.
    I think he's trying to tell us it was an April Fool's joke. If so though, then it was a day early.
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    I've been bulking for about 10 years
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    so how long do you cut?
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    What's a cut?

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    I've seen people like this, but never had a close encounter.

    A guy that went to my gym looked exactly like the picture in this thread, and was saying things like "Yo im gettn back into dis **** and ill walk into the hood and they all gonna be like DAMN HES BENCHING 250!!".

    He was 165 lbs, white, and stared down every single guy in the gym.

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