Quote Originally Posted by Progress View Post
CLIFFS: Some skinny kid tries to lift the OPs weights in an attempt to prove he's a "beast" to his "girl" who is present in the gym. He injures his back and whines like a baby.

Interesting thing is he did do what he does and continued lifting his weights whilst the beast cried on the floor.
Ah. Ok. This prompted me to actually read it though it took 3 tries since I have the attention span of a goldfish when it comes to reading words on a screen.

I agree with Elwood. Should have walked out with the girl. I'd just have tossed her over my shoulder. Might even have teabagged the dude on the floor or at least farted on his head.