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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    Recipe for Italian

    Step1:

    1 cup stupidity
    1 cup false pride
    heaping scoop of body hair
    1 can hairspray
    3 bottles cologne
    6 dbol pills
    1 tight black shirt
    1 tanning bed
    large gold chain

    Step 2:

    2 cups stupidity
    1 bottle blonde hair dye
    5 lbs makeup
    3 cans hairspray
    2" fake nails
    1 pair tight black pants
    1 tanning bed
    large gold chain, rings , and earrings

    Combine ingredients with beer in backseat of camaro, in parking lot of club. Yeilds one.

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    hjahahahahahah

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    lol, that's fuked up and totally inaccurate...

    I use pomade and wear silver. Then again, I'm only 1/2...
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    lol, thats funny.

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    LOL, I have to give credit to my brother on this one....I added a lot, but one time back in the day, my mom said she was making italian for dinner, and my brother said make sure to add hair, muscles, and stupidity haha

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    Jeez, I am Italian (100%) and none of that applies to me ...
    Could it be that I am bucking the Italian stereotype ?

    You did forget one thing in yor list..
    1 huge temper and a propensity for giving the gift of cement shoes
    "Don't call me babe"- Barb Wire

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    lol!

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    Originally posted by Melissa325i
    Jeez, I am Italian (100%) and none of that applies to me ...
    Could it be that I am bucking the Italian stereotype ?

    Actually it's because you're from Ohio. Didn't anyone tell you that if you live south of Philly or west of NY, you're not really italian? I thought that was common knowlege.
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    baha.

    good one gino.
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    you damn nor'easterners and your eliteist attitudes...lol

    My italian buddy from new york would always say the rest of the world is irrelivant.

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    damn straight.
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    yea whatever




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    Seriously though, everything in the world revolves around Northeast U.S.
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    Really, Northeasteners have to be a little proud... I mean they have Wegman's.... What else do you need ?
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    We have Wegman's? I live in the Northeast, but have no idea what that is. I'm still proud though.
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    Wegman's is awesome! It's grocery store/gourmet/food utopia

    As a Midwesterner living in the northeast, I have to say that the Northeasterners ARE a little too convinced that the world revolves around them.

    Overall, I liked living out West the best...and sports were on much earlier out that way, which was a big plus.

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    What I myself have held. But why declare
    The things forbidden that while the Customs slept
    I have crossed to Safety with? For I am There,
    And what I would not part with I have kept.

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    Originally posted by IceRgrrl
    As a Midwesterner living in the northeast, I have to say that the Northeasterners ARE a little too convinced that the world revolves around them.
    It does.
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    I agree.

    BTW, pomade is some good stuff.

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    holy sh*t!!!

    wegman's rocks.

    how do you know about that melissa?


    (ps - although i generall hate donuts...wegman's apple fritter is to die for.)
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    You Yanks and your junk food.
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    "Test all things; hold fast what is good.": 1 Thessalonians 5:21

    "I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing. Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
    So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God's law; but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? Thanks be to God--through Jesus Christ our Lord!"
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    Yes, cuz it doesn't spill over to Canada...


    mmmmmmmm donuts.

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    oh shut up maki.

    i haven't had one of those in over 10 years i think.


    actually wegman's is the closest thing to the grocery store i used to rave about that got closed down near my gym.
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    Yes, Wegman's is quite bomb.

    Quite.


    Is anyone here actually from Italy? People try to convince me that I'm Italian because one floated across the atlantic 200 years ago and happened to stick to Ellis Island. I dont buy it.

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    Originally posted by Melissa325i
    Jeez, I am Italian (100%) and none of that applies to me ...
    Could it be that I am bucking the Italian stereotype ?

    You did forget one thing in yor list..
    1 huge temper and a propensity for giving the gift of cement shoes

    LMAO!
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    Originally posted by Melissa325i


    You did forget one thing in yor list..
    1 huge temper and a propensity for giving the gift of cement shoes
    that's two things





    *runs far far away from columbus*

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