Step1:

1 cup stupidity
1 cup false pride
heaping scoop of body hair
1 can hairspray
3 bottles cologne
6 dbol pills
1 tight black shirt
1 tanning bed
large gold chain

Step 2:

2 cups stupidity
1 bottle blonde hair dye
5 lbs makeup
3 cans hairspray
2" fake nails
1 pair tight black pants
1 tanning bed
large gold chain, rings , and earrings

Combine ingredients with beer in backseat of camaro, in parking lot of club. Yeilds one.