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The Five Biggest Contradictions in Fitness

Itís no secret that when people contradict themselves, it has the effect of making the flaws in their actions or statements seem glaringly obvious. But what about when WE ourselves get caught contradicting ourselves by someone else?

By: Nick Tumminello Added: January 6th, 2014
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    I almost flunk in English....

    damn....i was this close from getting a F on my English exam...

    The teacher handed out the results of our English exam today. Everyone got their results back except me. She dissmissed the entire class (they got to go home one hour early...fookers) becuase she wanted to talk to me about my exam. Naturally i was scared as shiat, didn't know what to do.

    So, i went to this conference room, and there was the principal and 4 english teachers there (BTW all of the english teachers at my school have the ph.D-degree in english, so they are pretty ******* smart).

    The principle went straight to the point. He said that they were going to flunk me (give me a F) in English if I didn' t give them a good enough explanation of what i had done on my exam, ignoring the rules like that. The thing was that the exam question said "Pick a literary text which you have worked with this year, tell about the plot, main characters and analyse it....blabla".

    What I had done, was that I had written that I didn't find any of the texts, which we had read this year, interesting and that it was not worth my time to write about the plot and main characthers. Instead of that I wrote about the issues the text brought up...which btw was a kick ass essay about abortion.

    Two of the teachers told me that they were willing to give me a F, just to make me straighten up a bit, and take school more serious. hahah i told them, and I quote ; "A genious like myself don't know of any boundaries. A form of rules cannot be suppressed on a genious, he has to have space in which he can expand his horisont and gather new experiences. I am the future" Furthermore I told them that I did not feel like been held back by stupid imbesils...

    Heheh the funny part was that my english teacher admitted that I was one of the more brighter pupils she has had in several years and that i really had a big talent. And actually the principle also agreed on this, but he said that he couldn't let such a thing (my exam) go unpunished, so they decided that i would get a C- on my exam.

    so now I gotta work my ass off in order to get an A on me term-card...well well...

    - Cent
    Last edited by Centaurion; 05-27-2002 at 12:57 PM.

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    LMAO.

    with me its the other way around. when they say im a good pupil they use it as a way to make my marks sound worse than they are

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    Wow, for being a genius (genious, lmfao), you sure did have a lot of grammar mistakes in your post
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    my thinking.
    If your english teachers think your so much of a genius let them meet me

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    going-big...the english i use here and the english i use on exams are quite different...and besides I get shiatloads of typos when typing.... i'm tired...
    Last edited by Centaurion; 05-27-2002 at 01:15 PM.

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    "I almost flunk English"


    lol

    hahahahahha

    You mean, you almost flunked english

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    heheh i was waiting for your comment, allen...

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    you crack me up bro

    glad you didn't flunk!

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    hehe you too man...

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    Originally posted by Centaurion
    going-big...the english i use here and the english i use on exams are quite different...and besides I get shiatloads of typos when typing.... i'm tired...
    Just razzin ya pal, just razzin ya
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    "Me fail english? That's unpossible", Ralph Wiggum.

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    haha... I was gonna say that. Ralph's the man!

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    who's ralph wiggum?

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    simpsons dude



    'it tastes like burning'
    'you cant avoid confrontation in life. it just makes things more trouble down the road. sometimes you have to look at the bull and say "f--k you bull" and grab that bull by the horns'

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    ummmm.......

    my cat's breath smells like catfood.
    Last edited by Tryska; 05-28-2002 at 09:04 AM.
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    uuuh...you have bad breath, you say!?

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    lol ralph was once like "mm that tastes like fish sticks"
    when these flakes of deep fry oil came down

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    reiner.. in you sig.. shouldn't it be : I have always believed that there is somebody out there with smaller lifts than me.
    Last edited by Centaurion; 05-28-2002 at 01:02 PM.

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    not necessarily, no

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    smartass

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    Cent, you're digging yourself a deep a hole.

    Reinier is right.

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    I saw Mrs.Crabapple and Mr.Skinner in the closet and they were making babies, and one of the babies looked at me.

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    *lmao*

    god bless ralphie.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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    God bless the Simpsons, that family has given me so many laughs, even when I was young and some of the stuff was over my head.

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    we can agree on that allen......the simpsons are actually quit subversive. love it.
    A little learning is a dangerous thing...

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