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    Miss Russia is Miss Universe!

    Now a friend of mine went to Russia recently and said that all the girls were hot, all the guys were brutally homely and he had no problems at all picking up chicks.

    Seeing this pic of Ms. Russia, I buy that Russian chicks are hot. The cheekbones do a lot, for starters. But how can the men look so bad with the same genetics?



    Also, is it just me, or does she look kinda like she's playing with her left boob a bit...

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    Re: Miss Russia is Miss Universe!

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    But how can the men look so bad with the same genetics?
    Why do you care about russian men?

    anyway....... Miss russia is a hottie, I would poke that.

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    where did Miss India place this year? and was she pretty?
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    i saw that last night
    i was thinking of jane too.. except jane has blond hair so..
    haha no comparision!
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    Originally posted by Orange357
    shes ok for a red
    Uh, you know the Cold War is over, right?

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    Originally posted by Callahan


    Uh, you know the Cold War is over, right?

    What cold war?
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    I should go to Russia and pick up some hotties that are too naive to know I'm a dork.
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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    I should go to Russia and pick up some hotties that are too naive to know I'm a dork.
    naive or drunk?
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    Either way, really.
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    whatever works i guess
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    Re: Miss Russia is Miss Universe!

    Originally posted by Callahan
    Now a friend of mine went to Russia recently and said that all the girls were hot, all the guys were brutally homely and he had no problems at all picking up chicks.
    Hehehe...
    Yeah Russia! *does a little jig*

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    Callahan its the same thing here in norway, the guys look ugly to the extreme, and norwegian girls refuse to find them selves a norwegian boy, and go after boys with outlandish looks, (like my self and Cenaturion, but we have so much school work now a days the girls have to wait for summer) I dont get it...
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    Aren't you a Norwegian guy, Rock?
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

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    anyways, russian girls, chez girls, hungarian girls and serb girls, when they first are pretty, they beat the norwegian girls, in the old days norwegian sailors used to sing drinking songs about eastern european girls.
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    Ooh, I dig deeper and it gets more interesting:

    1) She's a cop, a senior lieutenant, no less.. bucking for captain this year, I think.
    2) Her 'dress' cop uniform consists of: black necktie, white shirt, mid-thigh skirt, dark tights and knee-high black leather boots. *DROOL*
    3) She is defending a doctoral thesis titled: civil law and the regulation of the activities of private security forces in the Russian Federation."

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    Originally posted by Tryska
    where did Miss India place this year? and was she pretty?
    Pretty? here's a pic of Miss India, Neha Dhupia, Judge for yourself:


    Miss India made the top ten, apparently. So did Miss Canada... woooo!

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    Red X's are so pretty!
    Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    Budiak: That girl I maced
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    Y2A 47: youre smooth as hell
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    galileo: you're a fucking beast and I hate you
    galileo: hate

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    *looks around for a femisinist to begin complaining about the miss universe pagent*
    ...watch me reap of what I sow....

    and BOOM goes the dynomite!

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    Originally posted by PowerManDL
    Red X's are so pretty!
    Be patient... the ms universe site is damn laggy... it ought to be better after a coupla days; that's where I linked the pics from

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    Miss India's one fine mamma-jamma
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    galileo: hate

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    PowerMan, this will be a kinda complicated answer, I got mixed eastern european heritage, and ancient norwegian heritage, ancient norwegian heritage means that I am one of a few original norwegians who doesnt have danish or swedish blood in them.
    In 1339 when the danish-norwegian union started, the norwegian people counted only around 100 000 after the black plague had taken 1/3 of my dear people, many of these where mixed with the danes and swedes and other merchants with different nationalitys, the merchants also settled down in norway, and the real norwegians spread mostly around in the mountain areas speaking their own distinctive dialect of the original Rune/viking language( that I speak still at home ), Norway becomed pretty much an out watered nation.

    Now this isnt the official version, but its what my familiy has told me, so its what I know about who I am.
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    Anybody besides me who sees the similarity between Miss russia and Sophia loren, ahh the classic european look with out no plastic.
    A big thanks to all my friends in the USA, I am deeply grateful for your hospitality and kindness.

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    Originally posted by Orange357
    *looks around for a femisinist to begin complaining about the miss universe pagent*
    you know...there are only two things that bother me about pageants...
    1. they cost way too much money
    2. all the girls, even in miss universe, are starting to look the same..
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